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Every forum needs this :D

Now to get the ball rolling...

Principal Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, I should be — Good lord, what is happening in there?

Principal Skinner: Aaahhh...Aurora Borealis...

Superintendent Chalmers: Aurora Borealis??? At this time of year??? At this time of day? In this part of the country??? Localized entirely within YOUR kitchen???

Principal Skinner: ...Yes.

Superintendent Chalmers: May I see it?

Principal Skinner: Mmmm... no.

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Lisa: quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it, muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum


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Ralph: my cat's name is mittons

Ralph: my cat's breath smells like catfood

Ralph: sooooooo, you like.... stuff

Ralph: Then the doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of it

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this is my favorite, all time simpsons quote.

so simple...

Reiner Wolfcastle: MY EYES. THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

Where is Fallout boy??? (movie director)

My eyes they are burning!! the goggles they do nothing. arrrggghhhh.

My fav line as well!!

Grandpa Simpson ; Evil i tell you!! eeeevvviiiiilllllll.

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Ralph: my cat's name is mittons

Ralph: my cat's breath smells like catfood

Ralph: sooooooo, you like.... stuff

Ralph: Then the doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of it

Ralph: when i grow up i want to be a principal or a caterpillar

Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

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Ralph: my cat's name is mittons

Ralph: my cat's breath smells like catfood

Ralph: sooooooo, you like.... stuff

Ralph: Then the doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of it

Ralph: when i grow up i want to be a principal or a caterpillar

Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

Ralph: when I grow up, I'm going to bovine university

Ralph: hello school mommy

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Homer: He may be the richest man in Springfield, but there's one thing he can't afford...

Marge: Whats that Homey...

Homer: ....... A DINOSAUR!!!!!

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Trying is the first step towards failure

Red light turn green….now….now….okay….now…..it worked!

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Homer: Now look here Marge, a gun is not a weapon, it's a tool, like a screwdriver or a hammer or an alligator

Homer: It's my first day on the job, (in spanish...) it's my first day on the job, (in chinese...) it's my first day on the job, (in russian...) it's my first day on the job, (in penguin...) quack quack quack

i was just thinking to myself... how old is too old to be watching simpsons? i love that show and everyone i know still watches it... it's like one of those shows that work with all ages

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Homer: Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

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ralph: look daddy a whale egg.

duffman: oh yeah

homer: women will like what i tell em like

otto: my name is otto and i looove to get blotto

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Barney : Uh oh my heart just stopped!!! Ahh no there it goes again!!

Monty Burns : Smithers!! Release the hounds!!

Monty Burns: Smithers! Who is that man??

Smithers : That's Homer Simpson sir sector 7G.

Monty Burns: Simpson eh? We'll see Smithers. We'll see....

Ralph: Miss Hoover can I have another worm??

Miss Hoover: Where is your worm Ralph?

Ralph: It climbed into my mouth and i swallowed it.

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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!

Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

Homer: Explain how!

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

Homer: Woo-hoo!

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.

Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?

Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?

Lisa: This conversation is over.

Homer: This conversation is *under*.

Lisa: Goodbye.

Homer: *bad*bye

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

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Edna: Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.

Seymour: Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.

....................

Seymour: Prove me wrong children. Prove me wrong.

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Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?

Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying *** bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!

Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.

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Homer: you sunk my scrabbleship!

Lisa: this game makes no sense.

Homer: tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!

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Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?

Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.

Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?

[focuses in on ear plug/mic]

Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.

Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.

Homer: Get off my property.

Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

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