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Short topic here, just found it amusing.

Whats the most funniest defination to something you've found on Urban Dictionary,

Some of the funnies I've found would be:

Tony Danza,

Try it and you'll lol, specially the guys.

But yeah, I've tried looking up my name for more lols

Give it a shot it'll put a smile on that face of yours (no i'm not hold a pocket knife to you mouth -_-")

for those of you that dont know what urban dictionary is, heres a link..

Clicky---> http://www.urbandictionary.com/

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Took youre lead and searched my name. Quoted definitions are spot on the money. :D

2. christopher

means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher

and my personal favourite

4. Christopher

A man with furth unyealing, and heroics past the point of normal comprehension. Often associated with being of the upmost heterosexuality. One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.

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Took youre lead and searched my name.

Also did mine just for kicks:

1. Daryl

Data

Analyzing

Robot

Youth

Lifeform

From the movie D.A.R.Y.L. (Daryl)

2. Daryl

Daryl is not a boys name, it's the name of man. A manly man. Daryl is a one syllable name and should be pronounced as one. None of this Darrell business that's just another name.

May be abbreviated to Dar. Often mistaken over the phone as Darren.

Daryl's the man

That's about the only good one. The rest... well seem to have 'douche' in it :lol:

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David:

1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

4. One who is a BAD ***** MOTHA ******A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

5a. A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.

5b. A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time

and etc

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What I got with mine, I lol'd :lol:

Goran

1. Serbian word for a sexy, fine ***** man! Usually hot Serbian guys have this name.

Goran is the hottest guy! Volim te sreco!!!

2.The most geourges man in the world, SexAy eruope boy. Hes da biggest pimp around. Omg dat tyte **** hes got, cute lips, those sexy lips, SEXY ABS!!!!OMG OMG!!!! when i get the goeurage to ask him out, id sleep with him anytime ANYWHERE!!! OMG GORAN IF YOUR READING THIS I LUV YOU!!! MARRY ME!!

OMG SEXY ERUOPEAN BOY!!! I'd do him even if he had aids OMG SO SEXY, 10x sexier den Usher OMGG

3. Likes Hot women.... Like himself....

I hate having a European name, I'm actually quite westernised, people mistaken me for being aussie hahaha! I can even pronounce my surname LOL!

:lol:

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William

amazing, unique, funny guy. knows when to be serious but rarely do you see this side of him. always a smile for everyone he sees. this is the type of guy who any girl would like to marry because he is caring towards everyone. he is one of a kind, jokester, charming, loving, caring, handsome, he is all over the best guy you will ever meet in your life.

(girl)hey did you see where my library card went?

(girl)ya william has it he said he wanted to check something out.

(william)thats right im checking you both out.

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muzza 1411 up, 87 down love it hate it

buy muzza mugs, tshirts and magnets

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..

Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper

trance 3125 up, 601 down love it hate it

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By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ.

Trance is the music of the genius-generation.

by Champ Oct 8, 2003 share this

2. trance A form of electronic music that has spiralled out from other forms such as techno and house. Essentially, trance combines a powerful "4-to-the-floor" (or occasionally breakbeat) drumtrack with a strong melodic hookline.

Trance is indisputably one of the most emotional genres that actually exists, because it is all self-interpretation. There are no instrumental or musical limits to trance, and rather than listening to some random guy screaming about his life, associating with a trance progression or hookline is much more deep, and much more personal.

Like other genres, trance has many subgenres, some of which have become very commercialised to the extent where the musical merit of some tracks must be questioned (eg. Flip'n'Fill, Scooter etc.)

At the higher end of the more uplifting, melodic (and relatively popular) styles of trance are DJs such as Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, and Ferry Corsten. These DJs in particular can make beautifully structured mixes their own music, and the music of others, building it into a euphoric collage which spans multiple energy levels, in order to provide the listener with peak/trough feelings, and carry them through numerous emotions and mental states.

The creation and spread of trance music is mainly down to machinery such as the Roland JP-8000 (providing the prominently manipulated supersaw wave), and experimental DJs such as Sasha & John Digweed.

I want to listen to a melodic, energetic form of music that emotionally affects my state of mind. Therefore, I will listen to trance.

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