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A John Clarke, Bryan Dawes skit..

[scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN]

John: Morning! Looking for a new car?

Bryan: Nope. New Prime Minister, actually.

John: You're the third one this morning. Anything in mind?

Bryan: You know....... nothing fancy, reliable, economical family model. Something to get the country from A to B.

John: You mean like a Howard?

Bryan: Yeah....a little Johnny. Nothing flash, does the job. Low maintenance, economical, sensible. Runs for years, no troubles.

John: So.... you used to have one?

Bryan: Yeah. About 10 years. Great little model - don't know why I got rid of him -- biggest mistake I've ever made.

John: What happened?

Bryan: Traded him in for a Kevin 07.

John: Big mistake.

Bryan: Lot of people bought it. Good political mileage.

John: How was the Kevin 07?

Bryan: Came with a $900 factory rebate - that was good.

John: Anything else?

Bryan: Not much. Sounded nice but nothing under the bonnet. It was a lemon.

John: Didn't stick around for long did it?

Bryan: Nah - had a factory recall. Shipped overseas and was never seen again.

John: What was the problem?

Bryan: Lots. But the final straw was the navigation system. Plug it in and it automatically loses its own way.

John: Whatcha got now?

Bryan: It's a Gillard-Brown.

John: The hybrid?

Bryan: Yeah. The Eco-drive system - not a good idea. An engine that can't deliver hooked up to a transmission stuck in permanent reverse.

John: Green paintwork with a red interior. And steering that always lurches to the left for no apparent reason - that's the one?

Bryan: The Fustercluck model.

John: The only one they made, Bryan. Not the vehicle of choice for the road to recovery - but did they finish up fixing the navigation system?

Bryan: Made it worse. Turn it on and it does a press release, heads off in all directions and goes nowhere.

John: So that's why you're here?

Bryan: That's right. I'm stuck with a government that's wasteful, expensive, ineffective and past its use by date.

I don't suppose you've heard of the "Cash for Clunkers" scheme?

John: Join the queue brother.

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not trying to be sexist or anything,.. but in my eyes, i can only really tell those colours :P !

That interpretation regarding colour perception and colour blindness, which is the case majorly in males, is too excessive. Funny though.

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sorry mods if this image may see to be inappropriate, if so feel free to delete,

but it made me crack up, haha :P

oh i didn't get to see it before it got deleted.... :(

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assbra.jpg

sorry mods if this image may see to be inappropriate, if so feel free to delete,

but it made me crack up, haha :P

oh i didn't get to see it before it got deleted.... :(

lol the imageshack mods got there before the tocau mods,

ill reupload it, using facebook, hehe, its on the work comupters soo, ill upload it tmrw, plus another photo to make up for this

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