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Life can be grim, life can be blue,

Things happened between me and you,

Troubles set free, a false start

So let us mend this broken heart

‘Cause I know,

That it’s hard

When you feel alone

And your hopes crestfall

Don’t think that I’m not there

Or perceive that I don’t care

I see things in you, so true

So my precious, don’t be blue

‘Cause I’m here

Always near

I’m never far for you

My love is true

Sorry, the SNAG award once again goes to me lol.

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Sorry, the SNAG award once again goes to me lol.

"yeah, and your ugly" - jim carey

btw, i'm 22 :)

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What about the girls? I'll introduce myself!

Name is Elizabeth

I'm 19years young

I'm studying nursing and work at a nursing home <_<

I love checking out girls :P ;)

I love sleeping

I like to cook even though i can't

I hate cleaning

I can drive

I hate summer

But i love winter....

sound good? sorry but i'm TAKEN! so DON'T call me!~ :lol::lol::lol:

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What about the girls? I'll introduce myself!

Name is Elizabeth

I'm 19years young

I'm studying nursing and work at a nursing home <_<

I love checking out girls :P ;)

I love sleeping

I like to cook even though i can't

I hate cleaning

I can drive

I hate summer

But i love winter....

sound good? sorry but i'm TAKEN! so DON'T call me!~ :lol::lol::lol:

wot a tease :P

maybe there should be a section for the single ladies aswell

there are 2 sides to a relationship

Edited by Big(I love my toyota)Pete

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maybe there should be a section for the single ladies aswell

there are 2 sides to a relationship

2 sides? i thought there was only 1 :lol:

You need a spankin and a half! *spank...rub...spank...squeeze...spank* niceeeee :D

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The following thread is rated R.

It contains RANDYNESS :P

~VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED~

But seriosly tho, lets keep it above the table guys. get into gentleman mode. No point trying to attract a parnter if your gonna get all dirty, that happens latter! :P

Toilet humor and spankings happen in privacy of your own home ( I would assume )

Edited by Big(I love my toyota)Pete
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Attempting operation 'put the word on the Aus. Post chick'. Will report back later with details. Est. 50% success rate.

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My friends call me Orange....

Do you wanna squeeze me?

i cut oranges in small pieces and put them through my juicer for breakfast!!..............would anyone like to hear what i do with them for lunch? :P :o B)

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Mission was a mild success. She's seeing someone but it's on the rocks. She said she'd still like to have a drink so my number was given. I was actually nervous, which is weird. I'm not usually like that. She must have something about her haha. Seems like a really nice girl though. Well, I can only wait now lol.

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I detect alot of frustration in this thread, everyone just shag and get it over and done with :P

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Mission was a mild success. She's seeing someone but it's on the rocks. She said she'd still like to have a drink so my number was given. I was actually nervous, which is weird. I'm not usually like that. She must have something about her haha. Seems like a really nice girl though. Well, I can only wait now lol.

Bull crap she is seeing someone...

she wants to screw....go hard rob...

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Lol- have i mentioned i love the threads on this forums.... you guys are a crack up!

Intro

Bec

21

Single (.........& like it that way :P)

ummm , love my car, cruising, meetin new ppl, going out all the usual stuff we girls like 2 do :)

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Mission was a mild success. She's seeing someone but it's on the rocks. She said she'd still like to have a drink so my number was given. I was actually nervous, which is weird. I'm not usually like that. She must have something about her haha. Seems like a really nice girl though. Well, I can only wait now lol.

Bull crap she is seeing someone...

she wants to screw....go hard rob...

:rolleyes::lol:

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Hi my name is Michael and I'm a n00b here <_< / 29 (just about the oldest ones around) :( / from Melbourne

I love my Camry (hopefully I don't get picked on by the Corolla drivers around here) :P

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Hi my name is Michael and I'm a n00b here <_< / 29 (just about the oldest ones around) :( / from Melbourne

I love my Camry (hopefully I don't get picked on by the Corolla drivers around here) :P

welcome to tocau michael!!!!!

we love all toyota's............if they pick on u let me know i'll tickle them to death..............hehehe :lol: :P

Posted (edited)

The following thread is rated R.

It contains RANDYNESS :P

~VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED~

But seriosly tho, lets keep it above the table guys. get into gentleman mode. No point trying to attract a parnter if your gonna get all dirty, that happens latter! :P

Toilet humor and spankings happen in privacy of your own home ( I would assume )

hmmmmmmm above the table hey... Table dancers sound good then :P :lol::lol::lol:

Those tabels with the poles in them are even better ;)

Mission was a mild success. She's seeing someone but it's on the rocks. She said she'd still like to have a drink so my number was given. I was actually nervous, which is weird. I'm not usually like that. She must have something about her haha. Seems like a really nice girl though. Well, I can only wait now lol.

nice work Rob :D

hopefully a bit of Dutch courage will be a great starting point

Hi my name is Michael and I'm a n00b here <_< / 29 (just about the oldest ones around) :( / from Melbourne

I love my Camry (hopefully I don't get picked on by the Corolla drivers around here) :P

Welcome Michael... don't worry, Azza and Silvabullet are older ;)

Edited by Blue_Stivo
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SOLUTION!!!!!!!!

ON THE 30TH OF SEPTEMBER AFTER OUR NORMAL MONTHLY MEET LETS ALL GO FOR SOME DRINKS AT HOOTERS..........I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH STARING AT CHICKS DEGRADING THEIR SELVES TO WORK FOR SUCH A JOINT!!

IF U WANT I'LL RING UP AND RESERVE A TABLE!!!

:D

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Now there is an idea....

ohh and they are not degrading themselves..they are using their brains to earn good money from stupid guys like us :D

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Thanks OH84BY for the protection :lol: tho they might actually enjoy the tickling :blink:

Blue_Stivo, nice to be reassured that I'm not the oldest one around here... tho I have a feeling that I might be classified as an oldie in a few years time :angry:

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