Guide to the English Language

[Conquest]

I think it's more like a guide to bad spelling

Anyway check out 'Aussie English' or 'Aussie Etiket' by John O'Grady for a true slice of 'Strine...

[MR22ZZ]

apparently fought does not mean the post tense to fight anymore either...

fought = thought... wow

[Dead]

Fiz'shiz = can of coke or 'fizzy drink'

Dawg = dog (bark bark)

Yo' = Hello

Something more complex like:

"AY! Yo 'b!tch, you'z iz wawkin' the wrong shiz 'dere! You think yo' fly you punka55, cracksmith, dope-feed b!atch! I bust a cap in yo' shiz a55! 'Glock! Glock!' yo' no' wha' I'z sayin?!!?"

Actually means:

"Oh why hello there chap! Did you know that you're kind of walking on my turf? Yes yes I know you didn't realise! It's ok! Just make sure you don't walk on my turf again otherwise I'll have to sort of, well, shoot you which would be down right glum :( Thanks old chap!"

[LiMz RoLLa]

Fiz'shiz = can of coke or 'fizzy drink'

Dawg = dog (bark bark)

Yo' = Hello

Something more complex like:

"AY! Yo 'b!tch, you'z iz wawkin' the wrong shiz 'dere! You think yo' fly you punka55, cracksmith, dope-feed b!atch! I bust a cap in yo' shiz a55! 'Glock! Glock!' yo' no' wha' I'z sayin?!!?"

Actually means:

"Oh why hello there chap! Did you know that you're kind of walking on my turf? Yes yes I know you didn't realise! It's ok! Just make sure you don't walk on my turf again otherwise I'll have to sort of, well, shoot you which would be down right glum :( Thanks old chap!"

Bahahaha, datz da sh!tz!!

[shmicko]

Fiz'shiz = can of coke or 'fizzy drink'

Dawg = dog (bark bark)

Yo' = Hello

Something more complex like:

"AY! Yo 'b!tch, you'z iz wawkin' the wrong shiz 'dere! You think yo' fly you punka55, cracksmith, dope-feed b!atch! I bust a cap in yo' shiz a55! 'Glock! Glock!' yo' no' wha' I'z sayin?!!?"

Actually means:

"Oh why hello there chap! Did you know that you're kind of walking on my turf? Yes yes I know you didn't realise! It's ok! Just make sure you don't walk on my turf again otherwise I'll have to sort of, well, shoot you which would be down right glum :( Thanks old chap!"

hAHAhahAHA Good one :D ROLFMAO @ " Glock! Glock!." What's a cracksmith? LMAO

[selyaT]

Incorrect use of "there" "their" or "they're"

THERE: -General explanation, e.g. "There are five trim levels of the ZZE-series Corollas"

-Direction, e.g. "I parked my Corolla over there"

THEIR: -Stresses ownership, e.g. "It is their Corolla"

THEY'RE: -They are, e.g. "They're going to Bathurst to trade parts"

Altogether now: "They're driving down there to trade parts for their Corollas"

Edited February 16, 2007 by Tayles

[BigBum]

Incorrect use of "there" "their" or "they're"

THERE: -General explanation, e.g. "There are five trim levels of the ZZE-series Corollas"

-Direction, e.g. "I parked my Corolla over there"

THEIR: -Stresses ownership, e.g. "It is their Corolla"

THEY'RE: -They are, e.g. "They're going to Bathurst to trade parts"

Altogether now: "They're driving down there to trade parts for their Corollas"

I noticed a lot of people get those wrong all the time too.

[Dead]

Ann owed to a spill checker:

Eye have a spelling checker

It came with my Pea Sea

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it’s weight

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two read,

And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule

The checker pours o’er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling checkers

Hour spelling mite decline,

And it were lacks or have a laps,

We wood be maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

There are know faults with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud.

And wee mussed dew the best wee can

Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft ware four pea seas,

And why I brake in two averse

By righting want too pleas.

[theDefiant1]

Lyk / Lyke = like

I could never understand why people wanted to 'lick' themselves...

[iffster]

not sure if this one is mentioned but it goes along the same lines of tayles' post......

i find that a lot of people tend to use your and you're incorrectly..

[selyaT]

not sure if this one is mentioned but it goes along the same lines of tayles' post......

i find that a lot of people tend to use your and you're incorrectly..

OMG thankyou....

YOUR: -stresses ownership, e.g. "That is your Corolla"

YOU'RE: -you are, e.g. "You're going to buy a Corolla"

UR: -not a word

Altogether now "You're putting a CAI on your Corolla"

Oh and Rob... Wow, that was a good read

[Seano]

Fiz'shiz = can of coke or 'fizzy drink'

Dawg = dog (bark bark)

Yo' = Hello

Something more complex like:

"AY! Yo 'b!tch, you'z iz wawkin' the wrong shiz 'dere! You think yo' fly you punka55, cracksmith, dope-feed b!atch! I bust a cap in yo' shiz a55! 'Glock! Glock!' yo' no' wha' I'z sayin?!!?"

Fat Abbot quote right there, and you didn't cite the original author

Haha I love that episode, everyone go and watch the South Park Episode Clubhouses

[Guest fujiwara_tofu]

from the vocab of dongsoo...

gais = guys

looket = look at

oh mai gaaad = oh my ***

ke ke = laughing

ma = my

those are all of ma language i can think of now.