What your looking for (in my mind) is a ricer alarm. Don't really care if it works, just want it to make breakfast. If you really want all the extras look at DEI (viper/hornet/etc), BUT you will pay BIG dollars for it. They are an absolute c--- to install. Every thing is controlled by external relays, and I do mean everything. To give you an idea, budget around $1,200, thats with most of the things you want installed. Personaly I would suggets a mongoose, then add one of their gsm modules (sends a message to your cell phone). Only thing you won't get is the multi channel, start/lights rubbish. But you will get a solid reliable alarm (if you get mgoose to install it) Have a look at mgoose web site. Those that I know with remote start etc soon grow out of it. Don't forget that remote start is actually illegal too.