Mr ZR

hope this is stil helping many people out !! :P

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice,' he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

'Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass either,' he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says, 'In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

ignition coil maybe????

i think i've started a trend here on the celica forum, sorry guys.......

but i really want another standard air box for my celica...... who's got one in qld to sell me?????

i'd rather buy from you lot so the money goes back to someone in the club rather than a wreckers :D

DAMN!!! i just filled today, and 91 unleaded was going for 0.97c a litre at shell, and i only use their v-power..... oh well :(

moisture, check the drains aren't blocked..... one suggestion anyway.

yeah i'll still keep looking for one for the mean time, but, how much do you want for yours?

and seeing as you got that one spare what are you running now for inlet headers?

hey mate, i dont have much of a clue when it comes to sri, but a couple of things to try is,

in your stock air box is a butterfly valve, when you got your foot down to the floor at low revs that valve is shut to control noise from the intake, look at the little hole on the left it has to go thru when the butterfly is shut, fricken small. now, remove the module by pulling it up and disconnecting the vaccum hose and plug the hose off. thus allowing the air to flow more freely and not restricted.

you know the plastic cover that runs from the center over to the right in front of the air box, remove it,

by doing so it allows cooler air to get to the air box mouth, yeah a little off center but not too much,

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i'm working on a couple of things now to direct the air a little better. try them for now see how you go. i know the sound is a little more grunty and piks up a little better. looks stock and nothing major. also engine seems to run smoother too.

B)

consider it sold/taken. lol.

i know this probably should be in the WTB section but i'll give it a go here.

i'm looking for;

an inlet manifold

a stock exhaust manifold

a stock air box

and a 2zz cylinder head

all to suit a celica with a 2zz-ge engine

thought something so specific would be best posted here

sounds good, but the heat shield could do with a bit of refining :o

DONT LOOK HERE FOR THE JOKE.........

ITS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS..........

Read it on a dunny door.

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might i add these guys are awesome and good mates of mine. check em out.

From what i've read, mind you, it has been very interesting to see that alot of people think alike, we all would like the cash handout BECAUSE ITS FREE (you'd be stupid not to take it)but at the same time we lose our nations surplus, and infrastructure is a hot item mentioned on here by quite a few peeps, and advertising

"cough cough" lift yo'.... mate i'll give you my $900 check for your s/c, think about it, 2 years later still trying to sell it on the net or news paper all the electricity and advertisement fee's will add up to by my calculations to be around $2100 so save the time and hassle and i'll just fix you up now for it :D

everyone who had a political view all just about stated it as i would of thought (people in the red corner and people in the blue corner) and its interesting to see what the populas thinks of the current and past governments stance on this whole economic dowturn/recession thats about to pick up its speed and go to sh$t, and who people think should be leading our nation thru these times.

so to sum it up better the devil you know yeah? and also i'm spending my $900 on lift yo's s/c if he takes my offer which should be lookin like a cupcake to a fat kid, pretty frikin tasty :D or maybe something like sock and jocks.

giggidy goo.

i'm with random hero, the lower seals (front and rear main) could likley seap oil from the pressure created, but you know it's too much when your dipstick shoots off like a bottle rocket lol. but the amount you're talking about aint to worry about, when it's half way up the stick then worry..... IMO

just drain it yourself and stop being pedantic, yes they f#$%ed up but still is it worth wasting your time for some theirs.

re99ie would you like to sell that kit, colour matches my car, i think. any who if ya do name your price B)

A girl goes out for a night on the town so she heads to a pub for a couple of drinks on her way she thought "i'm gonna pick up the first guy i see"

she gets to the pub goes up stairs and she see's a man sitting at the bar by himself, so she walks over and sparks a conversation with him,

"hey big fella what ya drinkin" the bloke says " i'm drinking magic beer" the woman thought f!@k this and walked off.

she spent a few hours looking around and had a couple of drinks and eventually came back to the man at the bar and she asked the man

"so what about this magic beer" the bloke looks up and said "well i can drink this beer, run, and jump out that window, fly around the building and

come back in and sit down" so he did, out the window around the building and back onto his chair, the lady said " Thats Bull$h!t give me a go, bar tender, one

magic beer please" she slammed that beer down fast, she ran, she jumped, she fell 2 stories to her death.

the bar tender say's to the bloke "superman you're a c#nt when your pi$$t

If you had five bucks and chuck norris had five bucks........

Chuck norris has more money than you.

i had an excel that beat my current celica off the line and top speed. the thing is i drive a celica now and not an excel anymore.

oh yeah lift rocks go vvtL-i.

curious i own a 2000 model ZR and i dont have a sunroof and redlines at around 8200 RPM. point is i have a ZR with no sunroof i feel ript off.........

hey buddy you have the same model as mine there is no belt............... its a timing chain, old skool setup i know, but reliable and strong which is needed for the hard kikin vvtl-i.

BUMP Again

hey, i got a 2000 zr with 16's n i usualy put between 34 and 36 depending on their temp. also depends on the tyre itself have a look on the tyre wall it might be there.

three blokes go to a bar an englishman irishman and a kiwi and they've all had a bad run of luck,

as they're sitting at the bar they're all talkin about their ailments, and as they're talking about all their probs they hear a voice from the end of the bar, they all look over and would you believe it jesus is sitting there and he said to the men "i can fix your problems permanently" so he goes over to the english bloke and asked "whats your problem" englishman says my back terrible pain i've had for years" jesus goes BAM and the englishman was supprised no back pain all gone,

he walks over to the irishman whats your problem irishman says dodgy knees since the day i is born jesus goes BAM he too was suprised all his pain is gone too,

jesus walks over to the kiwi and says "well whats your prob" and before he could finish the kiwi replies "F@#% off bro im on compo" got up and ran out.

whoops my bad super dave,

well, i started this topic and it interesting to see what people really think and the more i thought about it i agree with super dave, and the suggestion that tax eating dole bludgers should do work??? so now i actually put some thought into it i might just donate my money to the melbourne fire disaster and give it to those in need, that way my handout is going back into aussie hands that need it and i know will do something responsible with it. think about it it'll take years for insurance companies to pay out those who have lost their homes and belongings. as for those dole bludgers maybe they should be sent to help the clean up, maybe i dunno. like they say "more hands make light work".