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Simo

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  1. OOOOH i want to enter my car but aaah its not in the bestest of condition, but i can be one of those half slutty stuck up models to pose for the cars <_< ... LOL......

    that was a joke right...?

    HAHAHAHA joking on what part.....? My car not being in the best of condition or the model part.....

    But truth is, most of those girls are snobbed up molez.... they ususally fkn give me an evil eye, and im not even a part of the auto salon, just looking.

    mmm... were joking bout been one of them "slutty stuck up moles" - which, well, alot of them arent sluts, they are in fact just promotions girls or models that have a job to do.

    And why would they give u an evil eye? do u stare them down cos ur ugly and they're not??

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    sorry i couldn't help myself.

    simo, would you get me to pose for your car and take pictures if i ever turned up in a mankini? ;)

    only if jeremy wears a jock strap and pretends to bend you over you big hunk of man steak.

  2. OOOOH i want to enter my car but aaah its not in the bestest of condition, but i can be one of those half slutty stuck up models to pose for the cars <_< ... LOL......

    that was a joke right...?

    HAHAHAHA joking on what part.....? My car not being in the best of condition or the model part.....

    But truth is, most of those girls are snobbed up molez.... they ususally fkn give me an evil eye, and im not even a part of the auto salon, just looking.

    mmm... were joking bout been one of them "slutty stuck up moles" - which, well, alot of them arent sluts, they are in fact just promotions girls or models that have a job to do.

    And why would they give u an evil eye? do u stare them down cos ur ugly and they're not??

  3. OOOOH i want to enter my car but aaah its not in the bestest of condition, but i can be one of those half slutty stuck up models to pose for the cars <_< ... LOL......

    that was a joke right...?

    HAHAHAHA joking on what part.....? My car not being in the best of condition or the model part.....

    But truth is, most of those girls are snobbed up molez.... they ususally fkn give me an evil eye, and im not even a part of the auto salon, just looking.

    Tickets... tickets please!!!

    hahahah

    are you one of the girls that gets all dolled up and hang of their BF's arm... to make themself look cool... and hope someone will ask them to pose in front of my car... and then you show the photo to everyone you know and say "OMG i was totally just walkign along.. and some guy was like "whoa, baby, your so sexy, i want you to stand next to my car" and then i was like.. no way... what a dirt bag, and then he took my picture.. and here it is..."

    :lol:

  4. Playing up the "Bogan" image hey, Simo?!? LOL i reackon Simo is in actual fact a S.N.A.G posing as a blokey bloke. hahahaha

    Maybe, who knows, I guess only the people who know can be the judge of that :rolleyes:

  5. that picture was my first night in Perth, I had been drinking bundy and coke tins from 7am out the front of melbourne airport till I got into perth, then managed to down a full 700ml bottle of bundy red, never before have I been so retardedly drunk LOL

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