"Stupid people have stupid children, if you’re stupid, please don’t have sex. If you insist on having sex then please have sex with animals, preferably animals smarter than you are. That way by some biological fluke, you and the animal actually have offspring; the odds are that offspring will be less stupid than you are. Please help stamp out this mindless mindlessness, keep your stupidity to yourself. This message brought to you by the council of concerned citizens who are smarter than you are."