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He also stops in a hurry for ordinary ones as well!!!!(beggers can't be choosers eh?) ;)

he as in Kyle??? :P

I wrote the script for this one for you'all...

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[sETTING]

Kyle is sitting on the back seat of the bus, against the right (driver) side of the vehicle. The bus is heading along Moggill Road through Indooroopilly on his way home from the City.

Upon spotting a 'lovely lady' on the side of the road, Kyle presses the bell.

DING

DING DING

[KYLE] "Hey, Mr Driver!! Can I get off please?"

[DRIVER] "No sorry, this isn't a stop."

[KYLE] "But dude, there was this realt filth chick that I want to go f***."

[DRIVER] "Sorry buddy, there isn't a stop here."

[KYLE] "Man your f*****d, I want to get off the f*****ng bus."

[DRIVER] "Well, perhaps you should have thought about that before the stop you missed."

[KYLE] "Man, you smell."

[DRIVER] "Buddy, I am revoking your bus card."

Kyle proceeds back to his seat and sits down, then gets off the bus at his usual stop and dreams about what he missed....

"THE END"

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Edited by Azza
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Not only do I sometimes question Kyle's sanity but Azza i think I have to start questioning yours! Hey lay off those hard drugs man they'll screw you up ;) Stand back and have a good look at Kyle........... there's where your heading! :P :P

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