three blokes go to a bar an englishman irishman and a kiwi and they've all had a bad run of luck, as they're sitting at the bar they're all talkin about their ailments, and as they're talking about all their probs they hear a voice from the end of the bar, they all look over and would you believe it jesus is sitting there and he said to the men "i can fix your problems permanently" so he goes over to the english bloke and asked "whats your problem" englishman says my back terrible pain i've had for years" jesus goes BAM and the englishman was supprised no back pain all gone, he walks over to the irishman whats your problem irishman says dodgy knees since the day i is born jesus goes BAM he too was suprised all his pain is gone too, jesus walks over to the kiwi and says "well whats your prob" and before he could finish the kiwi replies "F@#% off bro im on compo" got up and ran out.