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Ten Points For A Razor Scooter, by TISM:
Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers too
No points for hitting P Platers, they do the work for you
Three points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping
But here's the way to maximum points, you'll do it without trying
Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid
Smash a Pumpkin, kill a Heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver
Hit anyone on Reality TV, call it "Non-Survivor"
Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven
Five for a World Business Leader, plus six for S Eleven
There's no point to this world, let's make that clear
But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
Tell the cops "He just came out of nowhere"
One point for road rage tailgaiters
Two for custom license platers
Three for the Beamer driving ponce
Four for a limo full of debutantes
Five for the re-made retro classic
Six for the original while we're at it
Seven if it's open-top red and sporty
Bonus if the driver's over forty
Eight for bumper-sticker teasers
Remember to honk if you love Jesus
We must observe equal opportunity
Put the pedal to the metal and hit everybody.
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lol
me:
sexy flexible petite fiancee, sportivo, house on the West Siiiiide of Canberra.
and the fiancee drives a corona :D
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks Chomps. Melbournes Champion Car detailer.
MELBOURNE PEOPLE, you want a nice detail? See this man. IT IS WORTH EVERY DOLLAR.
Oh and Pete...lmfao dude that's funny...they're alllll funny haha
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It's Italian. Only reason I'd get one lol :D
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AHHHHH!!! The song infected my earrrs!!!
It's going to take a day of listening to Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Rammstein and David Bowie to get over that!!!
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That's right Al. What inspired you to say that?
Uh oh...Nelson is about to come out.
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Al can as well.
"Da world is yourzzz. If you wanna take it. You gotta ignore all dem cockaroaches and make it yaself..." - Al when he was in Scarface again
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Tread carefully there pete. I can always grab the Toyota 1 le mans car.
ahem...HOW MUCH PETE lol
Ahhhh ok
1.8 Mil?!? Far out. I'd be content with a 9 second supra and a phat house for that lol. AND have a 3SGTE conversion in the Sportivo.
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yes yes pete...lol
how much
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How much is that car Pete...
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my hair is black as of 1 hour ago hehe
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????? is not a song Jase. Thirty Three and The Bum Bum Song are though lol.
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Will's a d!ck. Nelson and I both hate him.
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answer me on my BUM BUM BUM!!! hohohohoho
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My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at Me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
(Insane Laughter)
And thats not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
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get an Xrs full front end. then you can have projectors. oooooooooooo
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Speak to me in a language I can hear humour me before I have to go
Deep in thought I forgive everyone
As the cluttered streets greet me once again
I know I cant be late, suppers waiting on the table
Tomorrows just an excuse away
So I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own
The earth laughs beneath my heavy feet
At the blasphemy in my old jangly walk
Steeple guide me to my heart and home
The sun is out and up and down again
I know Ill make it, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you
And for a moment I lose myself
Wrapped up in the pleasures of the world
Ive journeyed here and there and back again
But in the same old haunts I still find my friends
Mysteries not ready to reveal
Sympathies Im ready to return
Ill make the effort, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
Tomorrows just an excuse
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you
Thirty Three, by The Smashing Pumpkins
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No.
Al Pacino. Scarface, "You're all a bunch of cockaroaches!!!"..."Fawwwk you mayne!!!"
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Fine...I'll call you Al from now on Pete, Al Pacino.
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We will have to see if the moderators allow this "starting again" after 10,000 posts ...
You do realise you killed it on the 10,000th post right ?
How ironic. I love being the spanner in the works :P
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Pete...what'd you mean about Chuck Norris?
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I love the fact that a Supra packed with aftermarket mods (and cheaper than a ferrari) can absolutely murder one in a straight line though lol :D
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Flapparoooooo
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I think we all know who's car is deemed to be called the silver bullet (going around corners at the speed of light that is lol)
i see corolla silver
in Corolla / Corolla Sportivo Club
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BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I was so waiting for you bite!!! Hahahaha...that made my night!
"going around corners at the speed of light that is"
Yes yes we all know you're quicker in a straight line though sir...not an issue there.