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Dead

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  1. I think we all know who's car is deemed to be called the silver bullet (going around corners at the speed of light that is lol)

    Sorry reputation and name's already taken B) :P

    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I was so waiting for you bite!!! Hahahaha...that made my night!

    "going around corners at the speed of light that is"

    Yes yes we all know you're quicker in a straight line though sir...not an issue there.

  2. Ten Points For A Razor Scooter, by TISM:

    Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers too

    No points for hitting P Platers, they do the work for you

    Three points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping

    But here's the way to maximum points, you'll do it without trying

    Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid

    Smash a Pumpkin, kill a Heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver

    Hit anyone on Reality TV, call it "Non-Survivor"

    Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven

    Five for a World Business Leader, plus six for S Eleven

    There's no point to this world, let's make that clear

    But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere

    Tell the cops "He just came out of nowhere"

    One point for road rage tailgaiters

    Two for custom license platers

    Three for the Beamer driving ponce

    Four for a limo full of debutantes

    Five for the re-made retro classic

    Six for the original while we're at it

    Seven if it's open-top red and sporty

    Bonus if the driver's over forty

    Eight for bumper-sticker teasers

    Remember to honk if you love Jesus

    We must observe equal opportunity

    Put the pedal to the metal and hit everybody.

  3. Tread carefully there pete. I can always grab the Toyota 1 le mans car.

    ahem...HOW MUCH PETE lol

    Ahhhh ok

    1.8 Mil?!? Far out. I'd be content with a 9 second supra and a phat house for that lol. AND have a 3SGTE conversion in the Sportivo.

  4. My bum is on the rail

    Bum is on the rail

    Look at Me

    My bum is on the rail

    My bum is on a man

    Bum is on a man

    It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man

    My bum is on a step

    Bum is on a step

    Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!

    (Insane Laughter)

    And thats not very fun

    If you fall down and hurt your bum

    I like to put my bum on things

    It's fun for everyone

    My bum is on the cheese

    Bum is on the cheese

    If I get lucky I'll get a disease!

    My bum is on the Swedish

    Swedish, Swedish, Swedish

    My bum is on the gum

    My bum is on the gum

    I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

  5. Speak to me in a language I can hear humour me before I have to go

    Deep in thought I forgive everyone

    As the cluttered streets greet me once again

    I know I cant be late, suppers waiting on the table

    Tomorrows just an excuse away

    So I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own

    The earth laughs beneath my heavy feet

    At the blasphemy in my old jangly walk

    Steeple guide me to my heart and home

    The sun is out and up and down again

    I know Ill make it, love can last forever

    Graceful swans of never topple to the earth

    And you can make it last, forever you

    You can make it last, forever you

    And for a moment I lose myself

    Wrapped up in the pleasures of the world

    Ive journeyed here and there and back again

    But in the same old haunts I still find my friends

    Mysteries not ready to reveal

    Sympathies Im ready to return

    Ill make the effort, love can last forever

    Graceful swans of never topple to the earth

    Tomorrows just an excuse

    And you can make it last, forever you

    You can make it last, forever you

    Thirty Three, by The Smashing Pumpkins

  6. We will have to see if the moderators allow this "starting again" after 10,000 posts ...

    You do realise you killed it on the 10,000th post right ?

    How ironic. I love being the spanner in the works :P

    East

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