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    King of the Hill

    in Club Lounge

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    ment to be "is" not "his" in translation lol and y am i rotten azza?:P

    l'accent français est si sexy, de l'autre côté est ainsi n'importe quel accent les mots que doux sont comme le miel mais peuvent être employé comme le poison. mon nom est même français pour l'amour

    lol wtf azza?? that made no sence

    King of the Hill

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    i remember my first drive in my car - the thing nearly blew up. it had no cooling fan, no brakes and seriously NO suspension. had to drive it back through wollingong in peak hour traffic - on a stinking hot day - did i mention with no AC?

    King of the Hill

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    One for the ladies

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-

    shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,

    What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

    And they say blondes are dumb...

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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

    "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

    The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of

    the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed

    the lawn like this?"

    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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    He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

    She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit

    on the sofa and fart.

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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding

    anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that

    because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

    Gotta love that fairy!

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    Dear Lord,

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience

    for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death

    AMEN

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    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.

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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy.

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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and

    calling your name?

    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

    Aimee_B Sera

    in Members Rides

    Posted

    well ive found a starlet GT front cut for under 2K inc wiring harness and ECU+ sway bar so YAH! now i need to find a gearbox and clutch to suit. then a toyota short shifter kit inc housing. im looking at 5K budget so far.... inc a window tint & interior revamp.....should be good :)

    King of the Hill

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    spose to be buying a table for our bday/one yr thingi and the one we were going to get (that i really liked) is out of stock so he wants to get a more expensive yet tackier looking one. the originall one was black wood with nice cushioned seats - the other one he wants is in stock and has plain silver metal as a frame with a peice of wood ontop, cusioned chairs with the same gunmetal frame. just isnt as nice plus costs more!

    the only reason he wants it is cause he can get it now and hav it ready for his weekend with all his mates coming up so they can use it as a park bench for the stupid computers......GRRRrrr

    King of the Hill

    in Club Lounge

    Posted · Edited by Aimee_B

    i hate ppl who think they are better than sombody else, talking behind there back - if somthing needs to be said say it to there face or not at all

    end of the month ppl - YAH!

    now ive only go to do stocktake, end of months graphs/charts, fuel dips +reorders lol

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