King of the Hill

[MarkMish]

Got this one last nite.....

"those lips are beautiful, they need kissing"

lol

who said that bec?................sam? :P

EDIT: YAY QUEEN!!!

OK I WANT ALPHBETICAL ANIMALS..............

A : APE

[RedLiner]

HOW LAME LOL

[MarkMish]

HOW LAME LOL

well it might keep the page rolling faster :P

b: baboon!!! :P

[MR and MSROLA]

Got this one last nite.....

"those lips are beautiful, they need kissing"

lol

who said that bec?................sam? :P

EDIT: YAY QUEEN!!!

OK I WANT ALPHBETICAL ANIMALS..............

A : APE

lol- nope not Sam... shhhh dont tell him he'll get jealous

*Becs expects a call when he reads this*

[RedLiner]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PICK UP LINES

[MR and MSROLA]

All pick up lines are are LAME .......lol

[MarkMish]

where's my animals :(

c: camel

[MR and MSROLA]

Dingo :D

[MarkMish]

echidna................thanks bec :D

[MRROLA]

Bec, goes for cheesie lines like.....

Hey, im fuk wanna sam????

Edited September 22, 2006 by MRROLA

[Saiya]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

[MR and MSROLA]

Bec, goes for cheesie lines like.....

Hey, im fuk wanna sam????

So romantic ...........this is why ur jst so irresistable

[Phat]

i got a pick up like that scared me forlife....

scene = me workin at woolies

girl 'excuse me, errm do u have a meat section here?'

me 'yep, we have a deli thing over there'

girl ' i wasnt talkin bout that meat' *looks at my man area, giggles*

me 'errm i gotta get back to work' *runs to the back dock*

[MRROLA]

What about is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants....

[MarkMish]

I'M QUEEN AND I THINK Y'ALL ARE THE ANIMALS........

F: FREAKING MEN ON TOCAU :P = NEW SPECIES OF ANIMAL...........HEEHE

[MT]

is there a keg in your pants? cos i'd like to tap that *****

Do you work for Australia Post? No Why? Well you look like u would be good at handling my package!

[MR and MSROLA]

I like - "is your dad a thief..... cause he stole the stars & put them in your eyes"

Its sweet :D

Sorry Mish--- ummm

G-Goat~!

Edited September 22, 2006 by MSROLA

[MRROLA]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Do you know the difference between my ***** and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

[MarkMish]

these are lame and boring.............

i think ur pineapple juice convo was much more interesting

H = horney tocau men who can't get laid :P

[MRROLA]

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

[MarkMish]

i = impotent men on tocau :P

should i continue?...............ehhehee

[MRROLA]

Pineapples don't ripen after they're picked, so make sure they are ripe in the shop before buying. To tell whether a Pineapple is ripe and ready for juicing lift it, squeeze it, and smell it. The fruit should be heavy, which means it's juicy; the skin should yield slightly to a gentle squeeze; and the aroma should be sweet.

Pineapple juice contains the enzyme bromelain. Bromelain is a natural digestive enzyme that also has anti-inflammatory properties.

Bromelain is found in highest concentrations in the rind of the pineapple, only juice the rind if you know the pineapple has been grown organically.

Pineapples used to be used to prevent scurvy in sailors who were passing through the tropics as pineapple juice is a good source of vitamin C.

A native of the Americas, the pineapple was named pina by the Spanish because of the fruit's likeness to a pine cone.

[MR and MSROLA]

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Socks & Sex not a good thing!!!

[Saiya]

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

[MR and MSROLA]

J- Jackass :D

Sams has been googleing pineapples :P