Why MEN are from MARS and WOMEN are from VENUS ??!!??

[MarkMish]

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.

Margaret Fuller (1810 - 1850), Woman in the Nineteenth Century, 1845

[Sportivo05]

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

hahahaha :P :P :P :P :P

[MarkMish]

THE MALE IS A DOMESTIC ANIMAL, WHICH IF TREATED WITH FIRMNESS WILL BE TRAINED TO DO MOST THINGS

thanks penny :D

[Levinchiq]

That has to be my favourite quote. I LOVE IT! :D :D

[Sportivo05]

Men's brains tend to show activity in one hemisphere at a time . . .Where women's brains will show the two hemispheres communicating with each other, back and forth, constantly

[MarkMish]

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's

our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they

mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with

[MsportivO]

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars”

[blue_rolla]

Women Are Like

...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap

Useful but clingy.

...horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

.......... males represent.

[RedLiner]

Far out if you dont like us why dont you all just turn lesbian or something...

stop complaining...lol

[neK]

Go Tom!!! You da man! :D

Edited June 2, 2006 by neK

[Levinchiq]

:P

[MarkMish]

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

[Sportivo05]

ahahahahahahaha love this thread LOL :P :P :P

[Phat]

men are the best! that is all..

[blue_rolla]

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... are you girls just sitting in here waiting to pounce on any unsuspecting guy who walks in here? im not afraid of you...

[Levinchiq]

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... are you girls just sitting in here waiting to pounce on any unsuspecting guy who walks in here? im not afraid of you...

We are sitting here with a leather strap in our hands... are you ready?

[blue_rolla]

i dont know that that is so cool...

you chicks are getting a little to weird and power hungry for my liking...

get back in the kitchen!

[Phat]

wat do u say to a girl with 2 black eyes??

nuffin, u already told her twice...

hahaha

its a JOKE!!!!

[Levinchiq]

wat do u say to a girl with 2 black eyes??

nuffin, u already told her twice...

hahaha

its a JOKE!!!!

ummm there is no such thing as black eyes.

[MarkMish]

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Roseanne Barr

[MsportivO]

“A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't”

[MarkMish]

But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.

Anna Quindlen (1953 - )

[blue_rolla]

wat do u say to a girl with 2 black eyes??

nuffin, u already told her twice...

hahaha

its a JOKE!!!!

ummm there is no such thing as black eyes.

i think you're missing the point...

[Levinchiq]

wat do u say to a girl with 2 black eyes??

nuffin, u already told her twice...

hahaha

its a JOKE!!!!

ummm there is no such thing as black eyes.

i think you're missing the point...

don't make sexist jokes <_<

[MarkMish]

hehehhee.............this is still our thread............ :P

we get to speak our minds :P