DHC09

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.

Very nice, but I think they may have misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."

if anyone from brisbane buys one of these (EVO7!) I will slap you in the face

whitestivo

Whats so bad about getting those gear? The aero stuff is obviously for die-hard fans (like Superdave and myself :P)

And who wouldn't want F1 braking power I'm sure if your really keen you can make it work.

The only thing missing in that catalogue is the c/f diffuser! I'd so get it. :P

i think if put this on your rolla whitestivo it would give you just the right amount of downforce to wipe out the whole field at qr

I'll dig it up tonight.

Photos from a Nebo Run. Lol.

I have onboard videos of nebo run B)

Monaco GP this weekend!

Team: Brawn

Drivers: Vettel Button

Pole: Trulli

Fastest: Button

Maybe this thread and a few other ones in here should be moved to the Detailing section?

I have the time and money, just need a car :P

Anyone willing to let hardcore AZNdave take their car around the track?

want the celica? hahaha

Is it turbo'ed yet? B)

What are u guys on about? ^

Anyways i'll be up for a nebo run if i can get the Kompressor out ;)

Well nothing new here, everyone already knew Rihanna has a banging body.... we just have proof now :P

I have the time and money, just need a car :P

Anyone willing to let hardcore AZNdave take their car around the track?

Benjamin Franklin was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, and also appears on the $100 bill. Stores are robbed for money or $100 bills.

The 2nd Amendment gives citizens the right to bear arms (own guns). Stores are usually robbed with guns.

Roe v. Wade is a famous US court case regarding abortion rights. Two ways to get to America is to "row" a boat, or "wade" (swim).

the Director should have kept the camera on her for longer

Spain GP

Pts:

1. BUTTON Brawn          10

2.  BARRICHELLO Brawn 8

3. WEBBER Red Bull 6

4. VETTEL Red Bull 5

5.  ALONSO Renault 4

6. MASSA Ferrari 3

7. HEIDFELD BMW 2

8.  ROSBERG Williams 1

Team Pts:

Brawn 18

Red Bull 11

Renault 4

Ferrari 2 (-1)

BMW 2

Williams 1

Mclaren -1 (-1)

Toyota -1 (-1)

Toro Rosso -2 (-2)

Pole: Jenson

Fastest lap: Barrichello

DNF:(-1pt)

R.  RAIKKONEN Ferrari +49 laps

R.  KOVALAINEN   McLaren       +59 laps

R.  TRULLI  Toyota +66 laps

R.  BUEMI Toro Rosso +66 laps

R.  BOURDAIS Toro Rosso +66 laps

R.  SUTIL Force India +66 laps

Round Score:

Boz 33

Super 33

thegourou 33L

Levinboy 28

SB 28

JVN 6

DHC 3 :(

Round 5 Standings

Boz 117

Super 103.5

thegourou 96

Levinboy 81

SB 81

DHC 76.5

JVN 29.5

SB: Your picks has expired

Toyota is really going to town with that dorsal fin

And the Walrus is back! :P

F1 rice? It just doesnt look refined...

I'll be out tonight too :)

There may be the rare occasion that i will be up

Evo

Coming to pick up the strut bar?

Spainish GP this weekend!

With pretty much every team having major developments for this race and no testing, its a bit of a lottery this race

Team: Toyota

Driver: Vettel, Trulli

Pole: Trulli

Fastest: Trulli

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.

The Pope says, "What can I do?"

The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate $10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."

The Pope replies, "I am very sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs up.

After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words." So the Colonel gives up again.

After two more months of terrible sales, the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican."

The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."

So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."

The bishops rejoice at the news.

Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."

Had good intentions of turning up last night, but the go karts last night took a lot longer than expected. Only like 5/6 karts out of the 8 working, so that ment 3 groups went to 5. Not to mention Trav bailed early cos his scalp was frozen :P

Go Karts FTMFW!!

Dare I say its more fun than track days, cause you actually get race each other not just cut laps.

We should organise a Karts outing one night or weekend.

OMFG thats awesome.

Love that deffuser too, it'll have some serious downforce B)

rubbish

ferrari's are not designed to have wings like that on the back. I'm sure I saw a wing like that on an excel. Ricer mod.

What wings? they are F1-inspired winglets :P they actually help with the performance unlike excel wings which does the opposite

Rednut Dave and I *might* show up

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world.

After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.

Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

"Who is it?"

"It's Paul"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Paul?"

"Hashish from Morocco"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Mark"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Mark?"

"Marijuana from Colombia"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Matthew"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Matthew?"

"Cocaine from Bolivia"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's John"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring John?"

"Crack from New York"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Luke"

Jesus opens the door.

"What did you bring Luke?"

"Speed from Amsterdam"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Judas"

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Judas?"

"The DRUG SQUAD.... EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!!

The driver is only as good as their car.

Next round will be hard to pick with so may teams with new developments (inc the new diffusers). Can't wait.