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o4rolla

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  1. deffinatly the alignment its happened to me wit my 17 :)
  2. The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute." The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" she replied. "Needs ironing." he said A little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds,14 inch *****,1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,?Turner Brown". The small man faints dead away and falls to the ground. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says to him "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What exactly did you say to me?" The big dude says "I saw the curious look on your face, and thought I would give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall , I weigh 350 pounds ,I have a 14 inch *****, my left testicle weighs 1 pound, my right testicle weighs 1 pound, and my name is Turner Brown" The small guy says "Turner Brown?" Thank ***! I thought you said "Turn around"
  3. o4rolla

    hello

    hello to you :D :D
  4. spotted QLD black sportivo (i think northy) at beaudesert rd at 6.15 :D
  5. spotted map81 at coolangatta last night :P :P
  6. awsome work russ very nice carnt wait t see it in person :D
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