CORZZA

they are crazy things!!! only found in johannesburg South Africa!

hahaha! they are a let down!!!

no dude nooooo!!!

Venom and Carnage! Iv got the original playing cards of spidy from 1998

they get to the size of your hand!

Always keep condoms in the car! Iwas happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family" The moral of this story is... Always keep your condoms in your car.

Too funny!!!

ok bec you can doooo it!!!

around 5am Tonight is interesting!!! Angola vs Portugal

Tom low blow!!!

South Westerly has just hit!

Ivory coast are the dark horse indeed!

Ferrari 3 and 4 Mmmmmm1 :) whats times the race guys?

pain?! No pain!!! :)

Very nice guys!!!! Looks damn good!

HAHAHA!!!! You guys should come to Johannesburg South Africa! You will see a creature there that you find no where else in the world! It eats those giant sized cockroaches! The Parktown Prawn!

Rob that was blady painful!

Nice Tomo!! Have a good birthday bro!! What are your plans?

hahaha! one day charms one day!

gate! im using golden (charms one word :) )

Pfffft!!!

HAHAHA! i must say sydney has blady alien cockroaches! biggest mofos iv ever seen!

2-1 i say it again!

my fianl say Pfffft!!!

haha!! Well done bec! ok il give you work bec!