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missing and the picture resurfaces again... :P

Italia

in walked a

of sanity. Subsequently

wings

the in-dash stacker and headunit are one and the same. ie the sacker is part of the head unit, you take the head unit out, the stacker goes... sorry

all their claims also have an 'up to' clause :P

sat motionless, longing

Package Deals Stage 1 only I'd be most interested in packages B or C

THAT DOES IT!!!! I'M GOING SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND..... there are some great sales on at the moment too :D wish me luck ;) I'll also let you all know the results... :D

Toyota dealership far

works great doing right hand turns at round abouts in the wet too ;) Disclaimer - not advised for the inexperienced or if you cannot afford to fix broken wheels and suspension from slamming the gutter if you get it wrong.

in keeping with the theme the 1st 3 words shall be A long time...

I've decided to dub the stories 'Craig Wars' following the trials and tribulations of Epsode 1: 'The Snowflake Menace' Following titles will read Episode 2: 'Attack of the Danthuyer' Episode 3: 'Revenge of the Sportivos' Episode 4: 'A New 2ZZ-GE' Episode 5: 'The Toyota Strikes Back' Episode 6: 'Return of the Corolla' Episode 1: The Snowflake Menace... read as follows... Cheers to Azza for compiling this... There once was a fast car with no tyres and no rims and no brakes and no engine. Looked like sh**, runs like sh**, but I traded it in for a Holden Barina. The Barina has a big turbo unconnected in the boot, and it still pulls 9's to 60 km/h down a hill and is owned by Nino-leb, real top guy. But I think he needs a smack in the hind-quarters by Danthuyer who once did that to his fat mother twice last week with rubber gloves. He also used a full stop!! Yes. He Did. Then he looked only to find the rubber gloves had "relations" with his mother because, were actually condoms and well used. So then Craig wore a dress with no panties and a bra but the wig kept falling off so he stapled it to his ar$e, and then could use it as toilet paper but it got stuck on his dirty right toe nail. So he bent over and let one rip and fell over and broke his nose and his dirty right toe nail, that he had to wrap in a condom and that’s when he found out that warts warp and transform into an extremely large pimple that bursts all over the for his diarrhoea city and sewage his **** wig and also his jeans fly. Then poor old Craig started to cry because all the turkey was dry, that's why all bad people die in the fall out of the sky onto the door and say goodbye to a whore who would try to as5 bore and crutch less fly. I'd like more love from my ugly fat whore whose name's Craig! So I took a baseball bat to Wei's windscreen took a swing at his ding-a-ling, but missed and got his mobile massage table that hadn't been used but still stained with coffee and oil and dirty old man stains. Oh **** he has 399 posts!! Which it was several posts ago i think its not nearly enough to score with really hot chicks so instead of scoring with chicks he had a toss over porn but he pulled way too fast and broke it off completely. But luckily he didn't it was ok so he could go right on dreaming about Hondas getting beaten by turbo rotary minis whilst scoring fish fingers covered with apple sauce and lots of gravy, which he spilt all over his leather seats and pink leather trim. Suddenly along came a tiny little green fluffy maggot infested rat that can't dodge and crawled right up his left nostril and out of his right ear and ended up on dinner plate with side salad. "Yummm" he shouted as he fell off his high chair into a time warp back to 1768. His car, lost, and his virginity was miraculously restored. So without any underwear on he danced a jig in an attempt too woo the flock of sheep like all Aussies that emigrated from England as criminals and whinged incessantly about the weather and the Black Death that struck all of Europe. But alas, the Kiwi's also had many sheep that feared for their woolly as$es because there was no relief from the relentless pursuit, the kiwi sheepshagger that never stopped touching his tiny little doodle. So wang, in lust after sheep and also from Gympie watched in horror as he got out the leather IMITATION PLASTIC THING, strapped it to the sheep's ars$ that went BAHHHHH bahh BAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oohh a sticky substance a sticky substance his hands too then he said 02rolla's avatar permanently made my weener go ping ping ding - a - ling ringa ding ding bubba bubba boom badda bing badda click goes the sheers and off with his head it was dangling on Danthuyer’s face like his testes in his mouth. It really hurts when he bites down too hard on his nipple because it's pierced. More piercings are near his groin cause there is a huge boil on his bum that festered severely and farmed fungus for his mum and her friends. But his sexuality is constantly questioned but he's straight by those who aren't drunk and love rooting animals always show up with a gun packin' heat and a cut lunch with vegemite salada's and orange juice with a slice of low fat cracker barrell cheese all squished into Toystory Lunch Box Awww how cute to see that he remembers his Mum's massive hooters that lactate freely. Then Sport1vo cried 'That's my mum...' Happy mothers day.. The End +++++++++++++++++++++++ And here is the list of contributers…. Blue_Stivo 02rolla Northy BigBum BlackRolla gOODbOYz xoom shaohaok SILVABULLIT Danthuyer Skitzo oz_viking mtbrider Azza Buddha blue_rolla eggbert_99 wei wei KT_haha Mr Revhead sport1vo ZEEROLLA lucio_libre Cougs IZZ-FE

Azza did a while ago... with pictures :P

gurana

oooooooooo, I could make the 30th, though my car would still be stock and on the old tyres, so I'd be taking it pretty easy, but having fun none the less :D

16s can survive a greater lateral load ie, they corner faster, because of the balance of sidewall flex and tread contact area. 17's are also OK, but 18's will slide heaps and are heavy. 16's are lighter as less metal also. I'm personally planning 17's for the daily bling factor and put some track tyres on the stock rims until I can upgrade to lighter 16s.

I also did the AAMI one a couple of years ago but would be interested in doing the Ian Luff one... I'd also be interesed in doing the level 2 and CAMS course which is why I want Luffys level 1 under my belt

they do look good :) definately got the racer look :D

It was taily like you wouldn't believe, but I realised just how much room there is coming out of turn one, I was almost able to be in lift in 3rd on the exit, if you get the turn in right it just flows nicely as it straightens. But I straight away lost confidence in my tyres so backed off. Hopefully I'll have some semis next time I'm able to make it ;). rollamods - and it'll grow expinentially until people are bored of it!!! Maybe you should charge and make some cash out of it ;)