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I have to say too Azza, that your wrong when comparing work and exams. You can arrange holidays from work (most of the time) but you cant ask the uni to move the exams so you can attend a corolla meet in syd. I know whats its like in undergrad and no one studies during the semester, only the few weeks before the exam block. I wouldn't have gone to the meet if there were upcoming exams (PhD yO :P). Superdave almost couldnt make it either also due to exams. BUT. It is suss that not one person can make it from Mel. and that no one (as fas as I know) mentioned the possible clash with the meet timing and exams. surely yous will know that theres end of sem exams during June. <_<

People of Brisbane: If you want great Pizza head to the Schonell Pizza cafe @ UQ St Lucia campus Everything is made fresh there (awesome base + fresh toppings) They also got superb pastas too. .....actually.. i think i'll go there there now :P :D :D

woohoo... more rollas out at QR

Looks awesome. I think the O/D off (3rd) is simply Left (D) to right (3rd). *maybe It should be quite easy to use on mountain runs and track too, with 3rd and 2nd just up and down When i run around QR i use only 2nd and 3rd so it'll be the same shifting motion as oem. and only hit 4th forwards the end of the straight Even 4th to 2nd can be done in one smooth hook motion :D Someone arrange a group buy! im up for it :D :D

And I'll be showing off my s/c

I'll be there Corey: I'll bring the goods you bring the money :)

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my ***." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing her cracked heels and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice."

I have access to the fastest wind tunnel in QLD

Ken buy it!! I have a very good use this it :D trust me ;)

Spain Results Pts: MASSA Ferrari 10 HAMILTON McLaren 8 ALONSO McLaren 6 KUBICA BMW 5 COULTHARD Red Bull 4 ROSEBURG Williams 3 KOVAL Renault 2 SATO Super Aguri 1 Team Pts McLaren 14 Ferrari 10 (-1) 9 BMW 5 Red Bull 4 (-1) 3 Williams 3 Renault 2 Super Aguri 1 Toyota 0 (-2) -2 Fastest Lap: Massa Pole: Massa DNF: (-1pt) R. SCHUMACHER Toyota +21 laps R. LIUZZI Toro Rosso +46 laps R. SPEED Toro Rosso +56 laps R. RAIKKONEN Ferrari +56 laps R. TRULLI Toyota +57 laps R. WEBBER Red Bull +58 laps Round Score: Super 31 Daz 29 Mopp 29 DHC 25 BB 18 Bozu 16 Azza 9 Perth 5 R3 final: DHC 111 Daz 111 Super 109 BB 95 Bozu 91 Mopp 87 Azza 76 Perth 21 Things a tight up the front (me daz and super) and also the mid-field (BB Bozu and Mopp) :D

Rooms: available: 1. 8th-11th - DHC09 & Ms DHC09 BOOKED 2. 8th-11th - Silvabullit & Northy ( shotgun double bed!!!) 3. 8th-11th 4. 8th-11th 5. 8th-11th 1. 9th-11th 2. 9th-11th 3. 9th-11th 4. 9th-11th 5. 9th-11th

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick ".

nice timing perth!

Picks for Spain due tonite!!!!

we sud have a "auto" group foto during the big meet next month

I've done a few things :D just click on my sigs Havent got a 1/4 time but been on the track a fair bit :) Will be changing my autobox fluid today so i'll see how that goes

Wont be able to make it tonite either <_<

SPAIN Team: Ferrari Drivers: Massa Alonso Fastest Lap: Kimi Pole: Alonso Finally the wait is almost over

Some recent track pics B)

I will be giving the next sprint a miss Dont want to damage the car + need to prep for the Gumball 1000 :P :P :P

Acquiring subaru might a little celebration present for themselves after finally beating GM in 1Q global sales. Giving Toyota the bragging rights to "the world's top automaker" Toyota Tops GM in 1Q Global Sales Toyota Tops GM in 1Q Global Sales Lets all jump on to GM and Subaru forums to rub it in (Whos ya daddy?! :P )

Reminder: Spanish GP 1 week away - get the picks in! :D

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