DHC09

Brawn unimpressed with ITV They think ITV is bad... wonder what they'll say about the TEN coverage and commentators

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A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the check out he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Checkout 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the check out, he told the girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the check out for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Checkout 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the check out he told the girl he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said................. "Mop and bucket to Checkout 5".

i remember those!

I called up F1 earlier to pay for my room and the lady told me that we pay when we get there, and that all rooms are booked and ready for us Mish they wanted you to let them know the approx time that each group will be arriving, I told her that the Brisbane bunch ETA was ~8pm (8th) Anyway I guess we'll just have to organize the rooms here ourselves Rooms: available: 1. 8th-11th - DHC09 & Mrs DHC09 2. 8th-11th 3. 8th-11th 4. 8th-11th 5. 8th-11th 1. 9th-11th 2. 9th-11th 3. 9th-11th 4. 9th-11th 5. 9th-11th

wheres all the pics of ppls installs?!?! com'on post them up.. interested to see where ppl have mounted the lights B)

I got free spaces at JB hi-fi Just asked for them (didnt even buy anything from them at the time) and they handed them over. While autobarn tried to rip me off for $25 each!

Looks like its just me and mish then :P oh well.. at least i can finally put the subs back in ;)

i'll be there

BB is also educational. Half the nation didnt know what a turkey slap was

Managed to get a few more shots from boost this time from GTRVspec95

Isnt it nice to have that dry feeling? and good to know ur engine bay will be acid free now ;) of course mine looks tough... its CES yO as long as the batt. dont move its sweet

I dont have a job either :P PhD scholarship FTW

Will be heading out tonite with the WRC corolla on-board video

The answers are on the 1st post :)

Bahrain Results Pts: MASSA Ferrari 10 HAMILTON McLaren 8 RAIKKONEN Ferrari 6 HEIDFELD BMW 5 ALONSO McLaren 4 KUBICA BMW 3 TRULLI Toyota 2 FISICHELLA Renault 1 Team Pts Ferrari 16 McLaren 12 BMW 8 Toyota 2 Renault 1 Fastest Lap: Massa Pole: Massa DNF: (-1pt) Davidson Super Webber Red Bull Coulthard Red Bull Sato Super Liuzzi TR Button Honda Speed TR Round Score: DHC 34 Daz 34 BB 32 Mopp 27 Super 26 Bozu 26 Azza 24 Perth 10 R3 final: DHC 86 :D still in the lead Daz 82 Super 78 BB 77 Bozu 75 Azza 67 Mopp 58 Perth 16 Big break and testing to before Spain, should be interesting to see developments from each team

Will post some vids soon'ish :P Managed to get these pics from S15_Clint of Boostcruising Dave if you want these in high-res i have them in 2496x1664

A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied. "Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's not safe," the doctor replied. "But I need it really bad," the man explained. "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday." "Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented. "But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects." On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" The man said, "No one showed up."

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The terminal size should be fine, u may have got the + and - terminals the wrong way round as one is bigger than the other ;)

Superb race Plenty of action everywhere :D

mate just quickly get the bracket made up and get the dry cell in! the more u "try" to fix/remove the rust the more rust ur gonna get and ur current batt. wont be in good shape either with so much water/acid spilling out. im sure u dun want to be stranded somewhere with no power :o

Nice pics boys (corey where are ur ones? B) ) My new PB is 69.2 (i think its time for semis) New video evidence has suggested the WRC Corolla went in turn 1 too hot and caused a four wheel drift into the Ipswitch desert At least its all cleaned and pebble free now :P

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

Picks for Bahrain are due tonite!!!! Bahrain Team: Ferrari Drivers: Kimi Hamilton Fastest Lap: Massa Pole: Massa