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yup definitely over decaled.. i actually saw his car 1st before i saw the free parking spot next to him i'm up for a pinelands sushi place meet but parking there is a b!tch

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

Parked next to a v.nice black stivo tonite opp Top Noodle at Market square.. had loads of decals everywhere including CES! lowered, wingtips... is this guy on the forum?

the daughter is hot! and thats why shes there

youtube link if your having problems :)

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OMG THATS AWESOME Thats like my dream track day a lot of traffic though... + those kerbs sure are bumpy!

I'll be heading out tonite too. Will bring along my shopping bag from o/s ;) so if u want some stickers, badges, aerials bring some cha-ching :D

i'm definitely interested. always wanted to do the bris-sydney drive.. and now i have an excuse to do it

so its on this week? i surely hope so.. cause i bought back a lot of goodies :D :D

White stivo having some fun over taking me turning off mains road last nite, and then did a U-turn sounded like it had xorst done

haha ok... we can set the -1pt rule for DNF to apply only on driver error and car reliability (taken out by other drivers will be exempt). But this will get a little tricky when both cars are taken out during overtaking moves, and both drivers deem "racing incident" or "it happens in racing" both get -1pt? or let FIA decide

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began His round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a Terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished Your round of golf didn't you! "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed The doctor snickered and said, "Just **** with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

I think everyone was at sexpo this weekend :P

Ok Boys and Girls.. its on again The Teams: TOYOTA FERRARI MCLAREN BMW RENAULT HONDA RED BULL WILLIAMS SPYKER F1 TORO ROSSO SUPER AGURI Rules: Pick the following before Friday 1159 of the Race weekend (reminders will be posted) - 2 Drivers - 1 Team - 1 Fastest Lap - 1 Pole Points for drivers and teams are awarded as per F1 Championship, bonus 2pts for each fastest lap and pole. Additional points: 1. Double points for drivers who qualify outside the top 15 and finish in the pts 2. Double pts for picks on drivers scoring their 1st win (20pts) and pole (4pts) 3. Picking the Toyota team on their 1st GP win will score 40 bonus pts 4. -1 pt for all DNF * New players are welcome to join at anytime. * Players not made picks on time will continue picks from previous GP * Please keep F1 related comments on the F1 tread; mini-league related comments are welcome Still not sure how it works? Check out last years mini-league Top 3 players at the end of the season are awarded with an immortal tag under their avatar (as seen on superdave and myself ) The 1st 2007 F1 race is the Melbourne GP 18 March

wow thats awesome! i like i like

yeah we dont meet up at Sunnybank maccas anymore.. just go straight to the loop around 9 Found a new place for us to meet this week ;) see you guys there They got some nice toyotas there too

Nice pics dave. Looks like you had a great trip

"Williams = Toyota's B-Team" quoted from Mark Webber

LMAO I'll be seeing u guys in a few weeks

Where Else but Queensland B)

In two weeks, along with some goodies

I'm overseas atm. just email CES, they are v.helpful. :)