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ahah.. but thats no way near as bad as the girl that showed me this. She can recite the whole clip! including the song!! :o

she really wanted that space didnt she? hahaha

red stivo @ pinelands sushi bar carpark last nite looked stock with GT badges and last week a blue or black rolla screamed down kessels road

Na.. i'll just rename the thread to "B!tch about cops here!" :P

no.. this is for real. my friend is a football freak and said this ref is from South Africa

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how can I make 39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running."

I think all this belongs in the RAWR thread. The topic was this beast:

I only respect cops who drives an Aurion :P :P but seriously.. its true if u treat a cop nicely they will (most of the time) be nice back. I was pulled over once for being 10ks over, i asked if i could see the readings (it was one of those in-car radars), there were two readings there and i asked whats what. He tried to explain but it didnt seem rite (he must be new), so i sincerely told him "my" interpretation which i was actually going slower than the limit. He tried to explain that was not true but still couldnt convince me that i was actually over. NOW... since i was sincere and not being a d!ck he let me off and said goodnight... but if i was to have an attitude/ego and gave him a hard time bout it, he would have just wrote me the ticket no questions and maybe even be a pain in the a55 and look for defects.

saw this a few days ago gotta love the g-force on the acceleration

I'll get one too. Cheaper if i pick up from you? :P BTW can you tell me the dimensions?

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I actually saw one of these in the city today :o looked pretty good i must admit ;) and the copper was giving it a go as well... launching off the lights :o

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saw this the other week how can those players take him seriously??!? esp when he gives a yellow card! LOL

:) i'll be around slightly later tho around 9ish... having dinner with gf's parents <_<

Keen to head out tonite... anyone else?

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Yup thats rite, the writing on the vest says police in mandarin So its either Taiwan, HK or China

Brilliant!! Love it

Wish they had these in Brisbane... bloody hopeless at clearing broken down cars in rush hour.

I have used both crystal and diamond vision And i have to say dont waste your time/money on crystal. Diamond is so much brighter and whiter with a very nice tinge of blue. at 5000K its got more than enough brightness and i personally perfer them cause HID are too bright and pisses ppl off... (inc. cops) oh and diamond lasts longer that crystal... my crystal blew after 1yr (maybe a bad batch)..