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    Thanks mate. Yeah those eyelids are a must have :P :D Nope not yet :( soon i hope Well with all the twist and turns around QR i only use 2 gears LOL so i shift between 2nd and [O/D off] still alot of fun tho :D its like those old school video games.. high gear and low gear
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    DHC Gallery

    :: In Action :: :: On Board :: Please wait a few seconds for Video to Load! 1zz VS Renault Please wait a few seconds for Video to Load!
  3. ::The All Rounder Rolla :: the convenience & economy in rush hour and only a few secs behind a mildly modified sportivo on track :P Thanks to Northy, SB and Superdave for their help and advice. Enjoy your stay, comments welcome. Click Specs for Mod List :: For Show ::
  4. yeah... getting them to check is fine n all... but convincing the insurance that theres a problem is something else ;)
  5. wasnt too bad.. front bumper and some stuff behind/inside it both headlights - it didnt crack just the clips broke ;) re-painted front grille rear bumper rear light beaver panel decals and other bits it was too bad that nothing happened to the bonnet, i got heaps of lil stone chips... ;)
  6. Yup thats a good place. I went there after my very own sandwich action, thanks to my bro <_< the finishing touch was excellent, oh and they fully cleaned the engine bay! like wow.. i got a new engine :o
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    JOKES !!!!

    Man Laws :D 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. c. After wrecking your boss's car. d. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a. Yeah, Baby, Push it! b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a55 and having the balls to say, "You're next!
  8. Yes i know -_- but i think msrola wants to check out the GC "car scene" rather than us the "CES gang"
  9. Theres usually alot of nice cars at the Spit (Gold Coast) on weekends but not sure about the xmas period. check out boostcruising for pics of recent meets :D
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    JOKES !!!!

    A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not his most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. Pointing to a young woman in the front row the professor asked, "Do you know what your a55 hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" And the young woman replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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    JOKES !!!!

    A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "*** save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???" The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a55hole!" Fun stuff If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Awesome!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig... LUCKY **** PIG!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the Male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm.....) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
  12. http://www.psp-hacks.com/ is prop the best place to go for PSP stuff. they have "almost" everything u need to download and know. theres also a great forum there too. pretty sure they have mac users on there to help out. u may need to use dev hook (see guides on the forum) but careful not to brick ur psp when u downgrade the firmware
  13. yeah if dude drew a rolla i'll use it for my screensaver for sure!
  14. silverbullet sud be able to help u out. btw come to the meet tonite (thrus) too late lol, had a nap at 4, woke up just then lol (11:30pm) may be next week no no tonite as in thursday nite.
  15. silverbullet sud be able to help u out. btw come to the meet tonite (thrus)
  16. i dun have my spare in the boot now anyway ;)
  17. Lets head out early and do a mt cootha or nebo run to celebrate!!! :D put the new sus to the test ;)
  18. Whoa.... thats a bl00dy nice boot setup... its prefect for someone like me who dun use the boot... hhmmm.... summer project?
  19. Have a good one Donna!! Enjoy your present.. ;)
  20. Man.. thats crazy!! Go Paint power!! Anyone can use photoshop, real talent use Paint i reckon he must've used those pen thingo (esp for the sketching part)
  21. Duel Pioneer 12" VCCS voice coil Subs powered with Rockford Fosgate Amp Have some difficultly in breathing on near full bass
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