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Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storm upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten *****," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

need to go to the airport tonite

Yeah mate i already faxed it in last wednesday :) Although i havent heard anything confirmation from them PS: i also wrote "ozhonda group" on it

Not to worry.. i'm going to pick it up this avo, or if i dont have time tomolo morning.. :)

Yay cheap fuel... just in time for the sprint this weekend :D

Only few more days to go :D :D But my car still not back yet :(

Scheuy wins Monza!! his 90th win!! Alonso blows engine = 2pt difference :D :D :D @ the crowd going crazy Great race for Kubica to get madien podium..

Micheal Schumacher has confirmed his retirement!!! 2007 Ferrari line up: Kimi + Massa

Well i watch F1 for the dramas anyway :P :P It'll be interesting to see if alonso can get a good start off the line (as he usually does) and make it through Variante del Rettifilo (the notorious turns 1 and 2) unscathed

Dont forget MONZA tonite!!!! ITALIAN GP GRID 1. RAIKKONEN McLaren 2. M SCHUMACHER Ferrari 3. HEIDFELD BMW 4. MASSA Ferrari 5. BUTTON Honda 6. KUBICA BMW 7. DE LA ROSA McLaren 8. BARRICHELLO Honda 9. FISICHELLA Renault 10. ALONSO Renault * 11. TRULLI Toyota 12. ROSBERG Williams 13. R SCHUMACHER Toyota 14. COULTHARD Red Bull 15. SPEED Toro Rosso 16. KLIEN Red Bull 17. LIUZZI Toro Rosso 18. ALBERS Midland 19. WEBBER Williams 20. MONTEIRO Midland 21. SATO Super Aguri 22. YAMAMOTO Super Aguri Dream grid for Ferrari and Kimi. And looks like BMW is in the mix too. Another disappointment from Toyota and Williams <_<

Hey mate.. Lets keep F1 related posts on F1 thred I think what happend was Alonso was on his out lap and came in front of massa while he was on his hot lap. The vid u posted didnt show Alonso coming out of the pits which was the place where massa claimed he was blocked.. any ways its was a bit wierd BTW that vid did show how fast and awesome monza is :D

Hey that wasn't that bad to read compared to the previous ones on a few other car forums. I'm surprised a fair few of them respect the Corolla Sportivo in terms of what they can do. But then you always got the same typical narrow minded ones who think their turbo is the best invention ever... and the ones who judge the car by its looks, and looks only. ...and wtf is with the threadstarter stating the wrong sh|t, no one ever compared a Stivo to an XR6T here before, only an XR6. I love how they get so aggitated when they hear stories about NA's beating their turbo cars Agreed. Man, dont know why they're comparing the "looks" of the car. Those old silvia's are the most butt ugly import cars, and the interior is like goin into a time machine. Hope my mate aint reading this :P but he loves this silvia and i respect him for that and at least he doesnt compare looks (he knows better :P ) Plus he's only goin to use it for track in the near future due to being a fuel guzler and un-reliable, and will be getting a Prius :D (moral of the story: toyota always gets the last laugh )

HAVE A GOOD ONE MATE!!!

Zonta (Toyota test driver) is also confirmed at Renualt.. he's supposed to give them the team a boost on the Bridgestones next season. Rain ay?.. no wonder the honda boys are looking confident :P :P and alonso *might* get lucky from a ferrari white wash Personally i'd like to see alonso crash out on the first corner and scheuy go on the win it, that way we'll get a cracker final 3 races :D Hope toyota do good too.. sometimes they're too aggressive in difficult conditions and ends up back-firing ;)

Yeah now we're just stuck with Trumps two stuck up kids... At least Ivanka is a bit of a eye candy

MONZA!!! Drivers: M.Schumacher Massa Team: Ferrari Pole: M.Schumacher Fastest Lap: M.Schumacher Cant wait! :D

Took the car in this morning and they said they'll push to get it done by Friday :D :D So looks like its a definate go for me.. will send in the form tomolo B)

at least it was wet & cold ;)

CAROLYN is FIRED

Its wet and cold... will be staying at home :) u guys have fun :)

have a good one mate :)

if its not raining i'll drop by and show u all my war wounds

OK im booked in for next monday and will take a week and a half <_< So it'll be done just in time for the sprint :) dave have u already sent in ur form? if not can u put me down on urs?

Looks like my car will be in the shops on this friday, i'll need to make a call tomolo morning to confirm, so at this stage its looking good to go :) i'll keep u posted dave

Before you get banned can you tally up the Turkish GP pts for the mini-league? I can take over from then on :) peace