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My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shyt

scared he told me, and when he said

that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to

tell someone, and so he went and told a teacher, and the girl eventually

got an abortion. He was f..king shytting himself, let me tell you, but

six months later he was f..king around like always.

"You betta watch it" I thought to myself. But Roger was pretty f..king

sure of himself. He was the guy who first brought a block of hash to a

party. Because I was his friend I was there when he first showed it to

people, and we all went down the backyard and he rolled a joint. Where

did he get it from? My parents would have killed me if they knew. I

thought we'd all turn into junkies or something if we had too much.

The last time I saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day test. He'd

turned into such a fat, normal, yobbo *****. "The wife nearly didn't let

me out today" he said, and he did all that chanting yobs do, like "Ooh,

Aahh, Glenn McGrath". "It got you in the end" I thought to myself, as I

looked at Roger. "Life got you in the end, pal. You were such a cocky,

successful winner when we were 16, but now you're just another sad fat

prick sitting in the M.C.G high-fiving in self-congratulation, as if its

you that had the skill and determination to play for Australia". Its

the pricks with the bad haircuts that you've got to watch out for.

There's never been a popular teenager yet who's done rat's with their

life. Its the f..ing dorks that give it a real go. Glenn McGrath got

5 for 50 that day.

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why use msn when you can raise your post count .. and compete for the crown !!

hahahahha.......yes post whoring i see......hehehehe

whos leading today i bet u are jason...hehehee

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