King of the Hill

[Phat]

"Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk."

WTF??

[MRROLA]

In Thailand

It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.

[dimmy77_03]

Greatest contribution to the thread for the day goes to ME :P

[Phat]

at my place, its illegal to wear underwear

[MRROLA]

I weant through a no underwear stage.....

Good job Dimmy, you post a link and now everyone is browsing that........

[dimmy77_03]

only when the missus is around :P

[MRROLA]

Home time now!

See you all tomorrow night!

[Tats]

Well, we scared the girls away. Well done all :P

[Blue_Steel]

girls are lovely

[MR22ZZ]

man you guys can whore up a topic

[Phat]

its always good to be a whore once in a while

[MarkMish]

Well, we scared the girls away. Well done all :P

i'm still here..........just reading..........waiting for some pineapples to be announced!! than i was gonna jump in..........hehhee

[Blue_Steel]

Whores are lovely too

[MarkMish]

Whores are lovely too

they mean forum post whores.............hehhehe

[Blue_Steel]

ye u told me they were all lovely hehe

[Dead]

John Howard is actually the last of his kind in an extinct race of monkey known as the 'Galapagos Monkey'. They were the closet resemblence to human beings before being wiped out by infighting caused by the telling of bad jokes. It now makes complete sense why John Howard talks like this:

"A...a..a..a..a...a...a..a..a w..w...w..w..eelll...l..l..l..l..l. I th..th...th...th...th...th...think...th..that.."

And so forth. Unlike regular members of the monkey family where they utter, "OOO OOO AHH AHH" noises as a means to communicate, the Galapagos Monkey managed to take this to a new step and attempted verbal communication through the English language. There were some Galapagos Monkeys that were very fluent in the way they spoke English, however John, being the last of his own kind, alas cannot speak proper English to save himself.

Note: There have been no talks of putting John into a protection program, and classifying him as an 'endangered species' due to the fact that he's a f*cking idiot.

[Blue_Steel]

is this jus a whoring thread?

[Dead]

is this jus a whoring thread?

Yes. You can be the biggest slut in here and get away with it.

Guranteed.

[Blue_Steel]

sweet!

[Dead]

sweet!

Baahahaha, that's the spirit

[Blue_Steel]

[SUP16V]

lol where do u guys come up with this **** i just read ******n 7 pages of it

[MR22ZZ]

lol where do u guys come up with this **** i just read ******n 7 pages of it

sorry but those 10 minutes are not refundable :P

[Tats]

Geez, nobody else has been posting pics of themselves. Prudish introverts.

Edited September 29, 2006 by Tats

[SUP16V]

damn now what am i gunna do