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Hey all!

Bec i just tried to call Anthony, No answer

I left a message though.

I like Mish's idea.

I'm thinking road trip.....

Maybe a stop over at a dodgy hotel somewhere....

Something romantic like that!

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'd rather make passionate probing love to a cheese grater.

My cheese grater was wandering past my office door while I was looking at this page, he saw what you wrote.

He wants to know if I can give him your phone number?

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hey sam bring a rock and get hitched along the way..............:D

then u can christen the car too on the way home!!!!!

hey theres also a F1 motel in coffs harbour i think its $79 a night............ :lol: perfect!!!!!

keep trying sam he's a car dealer too maybe he's just with a customer.

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He sold it yesterday!

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so i'm a female carmy driver am I :P

oh, btw, wot do we think

me getting MRCMRY as my plates? or PHATMAN :) is there a way of checking for them?

$400 for a yellow one per year. THERE GOTTA BE YANKIN' ME?

i'll pass

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lol- i cant afford 2 cars.... i love my car i do, my ive liked the stivos for a while now......been thinking of it for a while as well.....DAMMIT- Sam has left.......i think ur thinkin what i am Mish....wonder if we can talk him into selling it 2 me....everyone call anthony & tell him 2 sell it 2 me :D

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lol- i cant afford 2 cars.... i love my car i do, my ive liked the stivos for a while now......been thinking of it for a while as well.....DAMMIT- Sam has left.......i think ur thinkin what i am Mish....wonder if we can talk him into selling it 2 me....everyone call anthony & tell him 2 sell it 2 me :D

how much would you sell the rolla for?

and can you give us some key selling features. km's, rego length, service history

no rush

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Buy something with boost. Lift is for girls :P

(note: I've never driven a Stivo. Or a Sillycar.)

Yeah. I felt like a girl when I slowly inched past that guy in the MY01 WRX in third :lol:

He couldn't shift gears to save himself. Pretty embarrassing on his half.

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One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-

shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,

What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of

the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed

the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit

on the sofa and fart.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding

anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that

because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience

for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and

calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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