CORZZA

pics bor pic!!! :D

yeah stick them on with some prestick and let us have a look. by the way how much did the stickers cost you and did you get them from toyota?

no problem bro!

science lab

so whats the story here now.

Yellow stone national park (where yogi comes from)

yeah me too!

il take my time with it so i dont do any damage. did you cut something of yours? what did you cut?

teddy bear (couldnt think of anything else)

very smart

ok guys! I just got my TRD CAI. Number 1: The guy told me i need to cut a little bit of the metal so it can fit? anyone had to do this to facelift model? number 2: my filter is a TRD filter with the number and sticker and guarentee everything but it has not whole in the front for ducting oh well

Deep breathes bro!!! :o Where can i get this 100 oct stuff?

its twice the price and does the same job?

Hornsby (nope im new to the country)

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for someadvice. Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ***** and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive *****. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident ... " I just lost it.' "CASE DISMISSED!!"

good one!

What makes the CES so special? compared to any other exhaust shops cat back system.

10kw motor is like 5kw on flywheel and 3kw on the wheels

they are smart!

parramatta (what hell is cabramatta?)

will try and be at both!

temple

maybe your right.