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Ah yes, the rumours of the 'spasticated retarded hamster' were indeed true.

I spotted you yesterday morning jimmy you stooge. taking lady denman.

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The bADbOYz 'Failure to provide sufficient documentation kit' for recruitment processes: Contents of kit: - Ballpane Hammer - Instructions Instructions read as follow: 1. Open contents of kit and place hammer at which ever hand is most dominant. 2. Grasp hammer firmly and prep the hammer by extending out your arm. 3. Close your eyes. 4. Proceed to smash self in head with ballpane hammer until a subtle darkness begins to take over with eyesight. 5. Prior to feinting or dying from a brain hemorrhage speak the following words 10 times: "I am a spastic blind artard with the brain capacity of a micron." 6. If still concious phone ambulance. End.

I would buy that just to give it a good old fang around a hairpin corner. ROLLYYY POLLYYYY... It'd be funnnnn.

Speakerphone :P plus we weren't moving. Road works. I noticed him looking in his rear view mirror gloating so I held my phone up in a 'ooo I'm trying to look at the screen to get better light to see what I'm looking at' fashion so he could see what I was doing. I've told my mate to leave it as I quite like the fact he'll be sh!tting himself for the next week or so. Let it linger a bit. Muahahahaha.

My favorite colour is 'clear' or 'transparent' as it is known.

There's tape that does 100mph? I'm confused :( Corey I have to see your car. I must see what mine 'can' look like (ours a friggin' twins practically now cosmetically thanks to the rims [cough...cheers steve]). Red wheel nuts ftw.

Nelson took control this morning. Guy in a black 2006 liberty. Didn't give way to me. Pushed me out of the way when lanes merged. Wound his window down. Blabbered something at me which I couldn't understand. Instead of going off, I wound my window down with grace and poise and said calmly, 'Are you having a bad morning?' 'I'm having a f**ked week you ****!!' he said 'Wow...well if you though your week was f**ked now it's about to become f**king f**ked. My friend is a constable. You may have noticed me on the phone a few seconds ago. He has your plate, your car description and your personal description details. Have fun.' Drove off. My mate said he's going to have fuuunnnnnn lol.

I'm working 10 hour days, I have a middle ear infection, it's dark, I can't sleep and I'm all out of bubble gum. This week sucks. List availabilities and stuff guys, i'm tired and cranky...rar... :P

Some people really are stupid. I'm heading the recruitment collation phase for a government position. One email from a Sales Manager sort to 'attack the governments way of conducting iself' when it comes to application processes. ie: the poor diddums wasn't happy that she had to address selection criteria. Boo hoo get me a f***ing tissue. If you want the job do it. She then raved on about her 'time management' skills and how they were better than ours. I was tempted to write back and say" 'Dear Applicant We at **** are impressed by the fact that you could compile a 2 1/2 page 'flame' email while at work. You indeed possess fine time management skills. Do forward your application to us with the criteria addressed.' Finally here's the coup de grace, from one 'Sanjeev'. Email as follows: Dear sir, Please find attached my resume for your persual. I am to be applying for this job, or not Sanjeev Wow Sanjeev. I'll go for 'not'. Seriously WTF??

Screw it I'll have to find a way to make this. I'll do my best guys. Btw that won't work Azza. Nelson transcends the boundries that make up this world. He is neither here, nor there...yet everywhere...

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com put this on when your playing sat night. Automatically loops so you won't have to stay there. Open it and leave :P

But we're still scared of you guys :P Was funny when I first met NIKICH. I was like, 'Arnold Schwarzeneggerrrrrrrr!!!!' Everyone has had differences on here because, psychologically, no one speaks face to face. 'Tis harder to talk to eyes than it is to words. People need to get out their slave monkeys and build a bridge to get over it.

So far only 2 people have had major issues with the D2's (installation) and a few have had issues due to poor intallation. Why is it mine aren't having issues? They were test fitted on my godfathers ascent and he said they are fine. Bangn's were fine. Steves were fine, he had hiccups but they are still fine. Goodboyz hasn't had too many issues, nor tony to my knowledge.

I'm not interested in standing around for a dyno on every car. I am! I wanna see if my d!ck is bigger than Corey's, Bren's, Mark's, Micky's, Jimmy's etc. I already know that I'll lose to Azza though. He has to tape it.

Fixed for you Wei Mish, I have full faith in you. You can do it!!!! Plan the f***ing meet!!!

here here mr C!!!! surely we can all grow up for a once in a blue moon event such as this. all the mods (i'm sure) have and are going to a lot of trouble to get this off the ground!! I can fully understand uni / family commitments, but silly little random words?!?!?!?!?!??!! btw, if the motel that mish has booked gets filled, i have a free bed at my place. and brecky will be served on the house! Guiness for breakfast?

This is very inaccurate Phil. Btw my Rogue might end up overtaking your main. She's level 30 already. Oh and Coro is 67 now lol. Get your mount!!!!

bring her along? She lives in Brisbane lol I can't be near Azza. I'm a guy and I even find him attractive. Imagine him with the ladies...actually why am I so insanley jealous atm?

Oh boy...i'm staying out of this now. If my car is finished I won't want it on the calender lol. Yeah don't be rude mick you ****** ****. Leave poor Aimee alone otherwise you can just go **** ******* **** and **** ***** ****** as well. Ps: ******* **** too.

www.miragelancer.com p!ss off over to them then...j/kj/kj/k hahaha Those guys are a really nice bunch. I'm already matey with some of them from Canberra as well. Those lancers are in no way speed machines, but I always thought the bodies on them were nice.

I'll do my best. Have to meet everyone. I may have to toss up doing this or seeing the other half :(

I do this in my other car (Ford Escort) constantly, but only because it literally has a track spec'd motor in it. My foot nearly smashes through the firewall in the sportivo after I've driven it for a day lol.