Guy on vespa scooter this morning when I saw my mate at his work (around 8:15am). Guy on vespa notices that the bike bay is full. He then goes to mount the curb to park on the sidewalk. Front wheel touches the gutter, he gives it a little. Nothing. It was then that Beau and I noticed the light pole directly in front of him. Guy on vespa then spread outs, lifts himself off the scooter, revs it and dumps it. Now the scooter has gone berko and taken off up the gutter, and not only does it hit the light pole, but more so it 'mounts' it with the front wheel followed by the rear. Scooter goes around 1 meter high in the air (bouncing off the limiter) and crashes down on 'Guy on vespa's' arm, pinning his hand to the throttle (still bouncing off the limiter). Funniest thing EVER.