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Simo

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  1. I teach this for the cheap price of a box of MB and carton of winnie blues, PM for details.
  2. Simo

    MUGG SHOTS!

    Spot on mate, god bless stereotypes ;)
  3. Simo

    MUGG SHOTS!

    Going by his pic of his arm in the tattoo thread with his olive complexion and hairy shoulder I bet he has a big nose, faux hawk and or mullet, and has that putrid BO smell that most wogs have mixed with lynx... am I on the money here??
  4. Also, asking for there badge number after they have been a total ***** gets em worked up and a bit scared too, they HAVE to give it too you too...
  5. didnt they have to stop using the 2ZZ because of emissions or sum hippy bull**** like that??
  6. BURNING RUBBER?!?!?!?! Did I miss burnout akshun?! :o Next time for sure eh cnts :D
  7. After relocating to the West I highly doubt this anymore if I get this heaps grouse job I got lined up... Sure Nell could twist my arm if she is still keen tho :)
  8. Steve Forde & The Flange - Modern Day Outlaw YEEEEEEEEEEEHAH bitches!
  9. Angry lesbian mobs are about as dangerous as the third Reich
  10. Only in the cities.... I blame political correctness and women who turn to the company of other women because they cant make babies.
  11. Good thing a 4A-FE with a cannon is an absolute monst0r, you should be able to out run them piece of p1ss :)
  12. Nellie and I spotted you the other day down Armadale way out side a car audio place
  13. that was me :D was heading to city..just went to send my cousin off :( Jayme said he thought it was random, next time pull down and drink a beer with Nell and I, she dont like beer but we can make her drink a beer :P
  14. Spotted white rolla with black rims and wing tips, 1700, Great Eastern Highway heading towards Burswood dome and all that...
  15. I am heaps keen on getting drunkard, but I cant cause I am on a course of antibiotics to clear up this staph infection I caught swimming in the swan river with my mate from Canberra LOL We got pretty intoxicated at an early hour and decided to go against the locals words of advice and went down to the jetty, we were scared of Bull sharks tho :P
  16. Stick the cnts on with some bloody marine sealant, should be able to get em off like debadging a car when you want to throw the cnts to the ***** heap...
  17. I should also add, if you go at it with your palm facing up, you should find a rough patch of skin, rub it for a bit and see what happens LOL See, we know more about your vagina than you do, QUICK TO THE NEWSAGENCY, DOLLY MAGAZINE WILL FILL YOU IN!!!
  18. Trust me darlin, you aint telling me nothing I don't know ;)
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