eggbert_99

hahahahaha... i was expecting something like this !!!

bucket

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any" 'But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant". Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.......... " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

seriously slow, seriously cold .. . seriously no go ... ahahah .. sorry could help my self ... I love to rhyme .. all the time ... its sublime ... ok .. ill stop now ! :D :D :D (slow day in the office)

for sure ... esp with that personalised stuff on it

dust

I'll give you that one ... but too bad about your cricket team ! :P :P :P

iron

That ones not for sale .. he's using it on his own car !

Crab

oil

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18006318-2,00.html I wonder who will buy this ... and if they will buy the "W1NNER" plates from the other guy on ebay !!! hahah

Boxer

jockey

how funny are the "w1nner" plates hahahahaaahaaahaahahaaaahhaha

door

access

electric

energy

who is the old fart in the Caterham ... man that would be fun !!! bugger .. just realised ... bill - ... if thats you .. your not an old fart ... if its not you .... he is an old fart ! :)))

huh ??? whats the embassys got to do with firecrackers n porno ???

pump

sounds like u had a tops day !!!

esp if it is limited .. can you imagine the maintenence costs !!

dont know why ..... it just is ..... Always has been ... always is ... and always will be Its like the Big bang theory ... no one really knows what or how it happened ... it just is