One for the Boyz

[xoom]

I got this one at work and couldnt resist sharing with you all.

I warn you though try this at own risk as results may vary ;) ;) ;) but chances are the outcome for this case will also occur for you

Women!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, letâ?Ts go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

And a pparently I'm not getting any tonight either...

Edited March 2, 2005 by xoom

[bigdenis]

Hahaha!! That's GOLD!!

[rollagrl]

how do u say sexist?

[MR22ZZ]

how do u say sexist?

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I'm sorry this hits just too close to the mark to be classified as sexist... stating the truth, no matter how painful it is to hear is NEVER sexist!!!

XOOM: that's a classic :D

Edited March 2, 2005 by Blue_Stivo

[xoom]

I know i know rollagrl but as much as i do agree with equality amongst the sexes the fact of the matter is i would have to say every1 who has been in a relationship can relate to the little story above and how true it is........

[Truckers]

True,True,True it's all bloody to True. :P

[Donza]

Old one, but still a good one nonetheless. :)

I seriously dare someone to do it and find out what the consequences are in the real world. :)

[Danthuyer]

how do u say sexist?

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Oh struk a nerve ha....when ever its a guy taking the p!55 out of a lady its rude or sexist...but when the shoe is on the other foot...is all okay!!! TYPICAL!!

Bill and Dylan are right ' the truth HURTS'

Bloody fantastic though Bill....ive also received this via email from someone else today ;)

[rollagrl]

ok than hows this 4 truth, 98% of men are liers????

hmmmmmm

[MR22ZZ]

ok than hows this 4 truth, 98% of men are liers????

hmmmmmm

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maybe only the 98% of men you've met... please don't include me in the b@st@rd demographic, I'm one of the 1 in 50...

Edited March 3, 2005 by Blue_Stivo

[rollagrl]

ok than hows this 4 truth, 98% of men are liers????

hmmmmmm

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maybe only the 98% of men you've met... please don't include me in the b@st@rd demographic, I'm one of the 1 in 50...

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dont worry blue ur safe...............

[lucio_libre]

Maybe you need to get out the Porn dude!!!!!!! :D :D Peter North always gets them going

[qkslvr]

:D :D :D Absolute gold man! It's so true it almost hurts! hahaha