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Just had an awesome idea for an ad for the sportivo if it comes back out...

Do you like power? Do you WANT power???

Introducing the new Signature Edition 'Corey North' Sportivo!!!!

*Show footage of taco sitting @ 6,000rpm*

It's the Sportivo designed to stay at 6,000rpm ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

BUGGER waiting for a bloody powerband when you can high-cam every single second...

*Show footage of driver smiling*

Whether you're on the highway...*car driving on highway*

In the streets...*car driving on streets*

Or reversing out of your driveway...*car reversing at extreme pace out of the driveway*

You'll love the 'Corey North' Signature Edition Sportivo...

'Cause like Northy says, *show Corey* "Don't pussy foot around! Just give me the blaady power band ya b@stard!!!!!!"

*Cut to footage of the car driving around a spacious mountanous landscape*

*Show slogan - "Give me the blaady power band ya b@stard"*

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Any takers?

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