King of the Hill

[MarkMish]

thanks dave!!!

BEHOLD YOUR QUEEN!!!

i want you all to tell me your favorite colours and why they your fave's.

thanks guys!!

i wil go first.........i love blue cause its calming and soothing.

[RoLLing BLK]

Well done mish

As you request my fav colour is ummm....... not sure if i have one colour that i like the best

it depends on what it's for. guess i like lots of colours for differant things and differant reasons

sorry :P

Edited March 5, 2007 by RoLLing BLK

[Dead]

Some people really are stupid. I'm heading the recruitment collation phase for a government position. One email from a Sales Manager sort to 'attack the governments way of conducting iself' when it comes to application processes. ie: the poor diddums wasn't happy that she had to address selection criteria. Boo hoo get me a f***ing tissue. If you want the job do it.

She then raved on about her 'time management' skills and how they were better than ours.

I was tempted to write back and say"

'Dear Applicant

We at **** are impressed by the fact that you could compile a 2 1/2 page 'flame' email while at work. You indeed possess fine time management skills. Do forward your application to us with the criteria addressed.'

Finally here's the coup de grace, from one 'Sanjeev'.

Email as follows:

Dear sir,

Please find attached my resume for your persual. I am to be applying for this job, or not

Sanjeev

Wow Sanjeev. I'll go for 'not'. Seriously WTF??

[smileys]

you finally made it to the top.....

Sky Blue Happy Colour to make you smile

[Dead]

Nelson took control this morning.

Guy in a black 2006 liberty. Didn't give way to me. Pushed me out of the way when lanes merged. Wound his window down. Blabbered something at me which I couldn't understand.

Instead of going off, I wound my window down with grace and poise and said calmly, 'Are you having a bad morning?'

'I'm having a f**ked week you ****!!' he said

'Wow...well if you though your week was f**ked now it's about to become f**king f**ked. My friend is a constable. You may have noticed me on the phone a few seconds ago. He has your plate, your car description and your personal description details. Have fun.'

Drove off.

My mate said he's going to have fuuunnnnnn lol.

[RoLLing BLK]

Nelson took control this morning.

Guy in a black 2006 liberty. Didn't give way to me. Pushed me out of the way when lanes merged. Wound his window down. Blabbered something at me which I couldn't understand.

Instead of going off, I wound my window down with grace and poise and said calmly, 'Are you having a bad morning?'

'I'm having a f**ked week you ****!!' he said

'Wow...well if you though your week was f**ked now it's about to become f**king f**ked. My friend is a constable. You may have noticed me on the phone a few seconds ago. He has your plate, your car description and your personal description details. Have fun.'

Drove off.

My mate said he's going to have fuuunnnnnn lol.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA nice one!

I like to smile or laugh at them while givimg them around of applause,

it always seems to p!ss them off :P

[Tats]

Some people really are stupid. I'm heading the recruitment collation phase for a government position. One email from a Sales Manager sort to 'attack the governments way of conducting iself' when it comes to application processes. ie: the poor diddums wasn't happy that she had to address selection criteria. Boo hoo get me a f***ing tissue. If you want the job do it.

She then raved on about her 'time management' skills and how they were better than ours.

I was tempted to write back and say"

'Dear Applicant

We at **** are impressed by the fact that you could compile a 2 1/2 page 'flame' email while at work. You indeed possess fine time management skills. Do forward your application to us with the criteria addressed.'

Finally here's the coup de grace, from one 'Sanjeev'.

Email as follows:

Dear sir,

Please find attached my resume for your persual. I am to be applying for this job, or not

Sanjeev

Wow Sanjeev. I'll go for 'not'. Seriously WTF??

Nelson took control this morning.

Guy in a black 2006 liberty. Didn't give way to me. Pushed me out of the way when lanes merged. Wound his window down. Blabbered something at me which I couldn't understand.

Instead of going off, I wound my window down with grace and poise and said calmly, 'Are you having a bad morning?'

'I'm having a f**ked week you ****!!' he said

'Wow...well if you though your week was f**ked now it's about to become f**king f**ked. My friend is a constable. You may have noticed me on the phone a few seconds ago. He has your plate, your car description and your personal description details. Have fun.'

Drove off.

My mate said he's going to have fuuunnnnnn lol.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[MarkMish]

but whats ur favorite colour?????

[Dead]

My favorite colour is 'clear' or 'transparent' as it is known.

[Tats]

I like blue, because it isn't pink :)

[MR22ZZ]

But Rob, you yourself would have been on the phone while in operation of a moving vehicle would you have not?

[Dead]

But Rob, you yourself would have been on the phone while in operation of a moving vehicle would you have not?

Speakerphone :P plus we weren't moving. Road works.

I noticed him looking in his rear view mirror gloating so I held my phone up in a 'ooo I'm trying to look at the screen to get better light to see what I'm looking at' fashion so he could see what I was doing.

I've told my mate to leave it as I quite like the fact he'll be sh!tting himself for the next week or so. Let it linger a bit. Muahahahaha.

[Tats]

Yay for storms.... <_<

[Dead]

http://www.miniclip.com/games/king-of-the-hill/en/

http://www.miniclip.com/games/king-of-the-hill/en/

[MarkMish]

i can't view them...........:(

i'm on dial up till they find up whats wrong with my adsl2.

do u know how crap dial up is???????

[69.NIX]

dial up is crap, aliens told me so!

GO THE NODE!

and yes storms are fun when the power goes down at work (doms), I get to go home early :D

[shmicko]

faarr dial-up, living in the past hey?lol I can never go back to those days. LOL storm took the power out @ work and i didn't have to serve customers for 2 hours. Some chick was like:

"can i fill up if i pay cash"

"umm.. nah no electricity, so pumps dont work"

"huh? whats electricity got to do with petrol"

nuff said walked away.

[MarkMish]

i have adsl 2...........but dumb phone company is taking their sweet time trying to investigate why it wont connect......they said it would be fixed yesterday but when it wasn't they gave me dial up till they figure out the problem. my link light is steady on my modem saying i'm connected but it wont connect.......i was on the phone with technical support for an hour and a half too and they still couldnt figure out the problem. dumb!!!

when i try to load a page i can go make a sandwich and it still wouldnt be loaded when i get back........hehehe....dial- up is horrible!!

i been thinking of changing service providers too...........who are you all with???

last december they stuffed up my house phone line bad but weird cause i could still go on the net......now its the other way around i have no net but my house line is fine.

the other problem they took 2 weeks to fix.........thats just wrong!! i hope they don't take that long with my net.......dial up is driving me insane........if you have 2 pages opened it takes even longer.........

wooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

thanks for letting me vent!!

but seriously who are you all with for your net? and how much do you pay and what speed are you on???

[Saiya]

ADSL2!!!! :o

What company you with Mish/Mark?

Do you have ADSL2+ filters on all of your phones?

[MarkMish]

yep we've had adsl2 since august last year never had a problem till now......i reakon its the dumb modem......but they refuse to replce it they think its the line at the exchange.

they so dumb!!

we are with iprimus for our house phone and adsl2. its $50 a month just fr the adsl2 though with unlimited downloads.

[MarkMish]

somebody in iprimus must have read my post........hehee

they rang just then and fixed it!!

yay!!!

no more dial up!!!

yay!!!!

[shmicko]

somebody in iprimus must have read my post........hehee

they rang just then and fixed it!!

yay!!!

no more dial up!!!

yay!!!!

We don't even have ADSL2 fully operational in Melbourne. Soo jealous.. Well i'm with optus cable 60gig a month with a phone bundle. So.. $30 for the phone with free calls. But, $69.95 for the internet.

[MarkMish]

somebody in iprimus must have read my post........hehee

they rang just then and fixed it!!

yay!!!

no more dial up!!!

yay!!!!

We don't even have ADSL2 fully operational in Melbourne. Soo jealous.. Well i'm with optus cable 60gig a month with a phone bundle. So.. $30 for the phone with free calls. But, $69.95 for the internet.

wow thats cheap.....i dont get free calls but they dicounted the local calls to 17 cents.

my line rental alone is $28....:(

but then again i'm paying $50 a month for adsl 2 ............:D

that makes me feel a bit better.........just sucks i dont get free calls. hehe

[Tats]

Netspace, 512k ADSL, 30gb downloads, $49.95 a month. Isn't worth changing without paying twice as much or having to change our phone service as well.

TPG were offering 1500k unlimited for the same price for a short time, I'm so upset that I didn't jump on it when I could

[Tats]

What Tats learnt in Canberra (vol. 3):

1.) The casino is small The bar chicks look mega cute in vests...... did that sound gay?

2.) Target in that big shopping center in Civic is a convenient and inexpensive source of boardshorts when you forget to bring your own

3.) Hippo is still awesome

4.) So is Moosehead

5.) ACT's version of merging lanes assumes that drivers have maturity and show natural courtesy towards each other. This is clearly not the case

6.) There is only one kebab shop in Civic open at 4am? I prefer pizza, but my friends were upset

7.) Someone at Shooters must have known that I like redheads, because they kept coming in and dancing next to me. Thank you lord

8.) That car show at Old Parliament House today was awesome!

Edited March 11, 2007 by Tats