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CORZZA

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  1. Bill now has motive!!! did you get rid of your rims? so what are these new rims? They your everyday rims?
  2. Shweet! Not too bad! Was a busy day glad to be finished! Not bat at all! much better actually!
  3. Natal (thats cheating!)
  4. hey bec! sup? Cool i got king! lol!
  5. Nice bro! another ex South african!
  6. Greek blood line back to Spartan days! born in South Africa! Dad from Limnos island greece Mom Rhodesian Gran Greek born in Egypt Grand father Cypriot!
  7. The Clocks... A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have oved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Wow! So tell me, where's Jacob Zuma's?" asked the man. "Ah," smiled St Peter, "Jake's clock is in ***'s office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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