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geez man im not sure but they quoted me $800 each rim with no tyres for the sportivo ones.. so that's a fair idea rofl. The guy even told me to go aftermarket on some things told me himself it was a rip off LOL

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

These convo's are just so stupid.. me and my mate oliver again.. I can't help but bring this upon myself rofl. So he blog's almost every convo we have these days. (2:47 PM) z-unit: man (2:47 PM) z-unit: this weather makes u so lazy (2:47 PM) Oliver: no **** (2:47 PM) z-unit: i just ****** all over myself (2:47 PM) Oliver: lol (2:47 PM) z-unit: like im ****** (2:47 PM) Oliver: wtf (2:47 PM) z-unit: and i look (2:47 PM) z-unit: and its all over my shorts (2:47 PM) z-unit: hahaha (2:47 PM) Oliver: LOL (2:47 PM) Oliver: **** BLOG THAT **** UP (2:47 PM) z-unit: nah dont (2:47 PM) Oliver: LOLLLLL (2:47 PM) z-unit: HAHAHA (2:47 PM) Oliver: its lol cos u said no dont (2:48 PM) Oliver: and i already did (2:48 PM) z-unit: yeah aiight but ppl think im sers (2:48 PM) z-unit: (that makes em think im jk) (2:48 PM) z-unit: LOLL (2:48 PM) z-unit: last line (2:48 PM) z-unit: LOLL (2:48 PM) z-unit: i smell like ***** (2:48 PM) z-unit: LOLL (2:48 PM) Oliver: LOLLLLLLLL (2:48 PM) z-unit: see now it's not worth blogging (2:48 PM) z-unit: i overdid it (2:48 PM) Oliver: ok (2:48 PM) Oliver: let me blog it (2:48 PM) z-unit: sif rat (2:49 PM) z-unit: like show all ur asian friends (2:49 PM) z-unit: how dirty i am (2:49 PM) Oliver: hahahaha

Guys take heed of my word and take warning by me. You don't wan't to mess with WoW. I'm addicted to playing DOTA All-stars (A map for Warcraft #: Throzen Throne). I have had close mates dissapear into the abyss, called WoW. Like you don't wan't to end up like those countless Koreans. e.g. One guy hung himself after a relentless team skirmish on Age of Empites II, one guys ally stole the other team mates gold and changed the ally attribute to enemy as a joke.. so the poor dude felt so betrayed he hung himself. resoursce: purepwnage episode 1 - the life of a pro gamer. btw- if you guys havn't seen this guy yet it's the funniest stuff you'll ever watch: http://www.purepwnage.com

You guy's watch Fifth Gear? It's sorta the same deal, they had a pro motor bike rider jump into a lamborghini murcielago. He was freaking out hehe

I went to About.com and came across the funniest abbrviations.. IMHO: In My Humble Opinion TTYL: Talk To You Later RTFM: Read The F------ Manual ITSFWI: If The Shoe Fits, Wear It! WIBAMU: Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle! POSSLQ: Person of Opposite Sex, Sharing Living Quarters Does anyone actually use these? HAHAHA ROFL@ POOSSLQ<--WTF?

What you guy's think about diamond visions. Friend plugged em' in on his 350z and they look pretty cool. Any downsides? Also he said if the bulb is open, as in theres no projector or cover over the bulb inside the front lights. It makes it look more better, and more blue.. I'm thinking about getting a set from Autobarn..

Stop complaining? O.K. Dad convinces me to sell my 97 180SX Type-X cos' were gonna buy a house. So after arguing for a week I do what the good son does and sell it for below private sale price. Then imagine catching public transport to uni for a year and one day get home and find an Ascent Sedan in your drive way. Not even a Sportivo... *Dad standing @ the door* "how's the new car? Hey can you pay the lease off with your mum? Cos' your gonna be driving it and yeahh.." So dad's been collecting $180 a week off me for this car and I still wonder why I had to sell the 180... Should be grateful? not really, i deserve to suffocate my dad with a pillow! LOL /end_rant

Sorry to hear about that brah, like everyone says karma will catch up with them in the end. You'll see the car on the front page of the paper wrapped around a pole! I hope the people that did this get raped by a pack of clowns! P.S. Honda S2000? damn they are hot!

Yeah, that's meant to be bronze thats what what of the members meant by its a different bronze. I quite liked the black SA-90's reckon it will look good on a light blue ascent sedan?

Don't like Corona? I quite like what the mexicans have concoded, good with a slice of lime. Nice to have around a BBQ with mates. But you can't really compare it to the spicey taste of Hoegaarden White those darn Belgians rock! :D Or a nice Chimay blue or a nice bottle of Duvel like our friend with good taste stated :D But it costs a fair bit to have the good stuff. As if I'm going to allow my friend's to thrash my good stuff when they dont know the difference between a VB and a Heiniken. LOL Damn looking back on this, I sound like an alcoholic.. haha I need to go to the nearest AA meet. :P

I second that, you would be spewing then..

Hmm.. yagerbomb! **** i miss those uni parties! LOL I love my imported beer, nice to drink a nice Corona with a slice of lemon and chill out with mates at a bar/club/bbq.

Wow! Nice, like I hate you cos' I still have a Ascent Sedan, like i wanna suffocate my dad in his sleep. LOL

Ignition-X has the four stud SA-70 on his website.

Was that a lighter blue or the dark blue (cascade blue i think its called). I have the lighter blue.

A normal convo with mates: (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: i was touching her stomach n stuff (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like carressing (2:46 AM) Oliver: LOL (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: coin up slowly (2:46 AM) Oliver: it wasnt sex (2:46 AM) Oliver: it was love (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: while she rubbed her ***** all over my ***** (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like hards n **** (2:46 AM) zee: LOLLLLLL (2:46 AM) zee: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like i reach top of bras (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: and like feels nothing (2:46 AM) Oliver: **** (2:46 AM) zee: fuuuuck (2:46 AM) Oliver: IM BLOGGIN THIS **** (2:46 AM) zee: that's gg (2:46 AM) Oliver: **** (2:46 AM) zee: bads (2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: and shes like 'mike were really good friends' (2:46 AM) Oliver: YEAH (2:47 AM) zee: fark (2:47 AM) Oliver: THIS IS PRO BLOG (2:47 AM) Oliver: HOLD ON (2:47 AM) Oliver: BLOGGIN IT UP (2:47 AM) zee: LOL! (2:47 AM) shmick ~ get so: full bads n **** (2:47 AM) zee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Yeah just found out Ignition-X stock's the SA-90 and the SA-70 which im interested in. Damn what you rekon would look better on my blue corolla the Wedsport version or the C-One version?

Thanks for the help guy's! Now the next big question hehe.. Where can I buy these babies from and how much? Damn these look hot!! Would the SA-70's fit on a rolla? http://cgi.ebay.com.au/BRAND-NEW-WEDSPORT-...1QQcmdZViewItem

looks very sexy loving the front! :D The hatchback is a piece of work too!

Any other payment methods guys? direct deposit or anything?

After I lit up a smoke just after sex, my girlfriend turned around and told me I was a pervert!? I was shocked... I looked at her and said 'Pervert? that's a big word for a 10 year old. Damn! That's pretty F@!*ed up! I have a feeling SWAT's gonna bust through my windows and take my computer away. ROFL -shmick

Hi fellow n00bies! My name's Michael, people call me Shmick, I don't know why!!?? I'm 19, live in Broadmeadows and drive a silver Corolla Ascent Sedan. Current mod's include dad's bodgy FORD BA fog-light's <---LOL and custom door trim. I'm a student @ Deakin University Burwood. I'm currently studying Information Systems. Catcha round n00bz! -shmick

Hey Guys/Gals, Let's play 'guess these rims?' I was on the C-ONE website: (http://www.c-one.co.jp/C-ONEPARTS/corolla.html) and there's two different sets of rims that are in black with the red trim. -The ones in the main picture -The set right under the main picture. I was wondering if anyone knew which brand they were? Thanks in advance, -mike

Thanks for the info and visuals guys! Heaps of help, they look pretty good, even on a sedan LOL. :D Now all I need is to find myself a cheap set!