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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.

I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.

Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.

Patient: How much will it cost?

Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.

Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?

Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! payday-loans.gif

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.

Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!

Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.

Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.

Judge: Then who is he?

Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

Posted (edited)

Welcome

i can say i had a smirk on my face, but not that funny.. lol... So whats your ride?

Edited by 123R-Prozak
Posted (edited)

welcome to tocau but lol ur jokes arnt that good :P soz

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Posted
Give him a break, he is from Canada :help:

your a funny man brad LOL!

Posted

If you don't want to get off on the wrong foot, as least start with posting in the right sections.

Theres a New members thread for intros, and a jokes thread for jokes.

But yeah. Welcome :)

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brother works in a office, sent it to me, when their bored in the office, funny emails go around..

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