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brad what happened?......i just opened the gate for mark......hehehhee thats looks yummy.......hehehe

yummmmmm brad can u make me one too.......but i want double chocolate........hehehehe

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Random poetry:

How Insane?

How insane can I go? That the question I do not know,

The rampant incoherent ramblings of each forum to which I post,

To which one do I adore and treasure the most,

Boredom is setting in,

How insane can I go? That the question I do not know,

The lowering of car, too low even for the track.

Leaving bright red lines, along tarmac.

Boredom is setting in,

How boring can this poem go?

You, the reader, should already know.

The Parable of the WRX driver:

Moaning between headjobs,

WRX drivers will often whine,

"Oh when oh when, will Mount Panorama be mine?"

The answer herein lies,

Amoungst the odd looks of yobs with pies,

As they hurl them at the small 4x4 car

"After this!" they shout, "Lets set it on fire and watch from afar!"

And there, on that cold patch of mountain a WRX sat,

Everything stripped, including the cat,

"Why oh why!" the owner said,

"Forsaken and spat upon with glee! My car...my car it was thee. Four long years saving and modding. All for what? All for nought. I am now, very, very distraught."

Through glistening sunlight held back by trees, the WRX driver stooped on his knees.

A tear rolled down his face, when he noticed, mud infested, the WRX's keys

The WRX driver pulled himself up off his knees and said,

"This isn't fun. I might go back and play the PS2 instead."

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