King of the Hill

[Saiya]

Yeh, I got a little bit excited and fitted it, and then drove it then got out to admire it, and saw a lovely piece of melted plastic hanging from the bottom of the skirt!

I should have thought about it a little bit more! oops!

Were you able to fit it yourself or did you get a panel beater to fit it for you?

Yeah they dont tell you all the good stuff hey Rob LOL.

[MRROLA]

Yeh mine is pretty noisy as it is.... I just like the vibration's......

Hey who lives down near the Gong?

MSROLA and i are thinking of going for a drive down that way on sunday afternoon?

Yeh, I got a little bit excited and fitted it, and then drove it then got out to admire it, and saw a lovely piece of melted plastic hanging from the bottom of the skirt!

I should have thought about it a little bit more! oops!

Were you able to fit it yourself or did you get a panel beater to fit it for you?

Yeah they dont tell you all the good stuff hey Rob LOL.

I fitted it myself. It's not all that hard to do. your standard bumper bar has little marks on it, where the skirt needs to be fitted to.....

[Saiya]

How much did you get it for? Was it prepainted?

[Dead]

How much did you get it for? Was it prepainted?

Yeah it's easy to install. I even gave consideration to cutting the hole myself as well. I have to get mine painted though.

Good question though Phill. Was it prepainted Sam? I know that they used to have them pre=painted...then they stopped them.

[MRROLA]

Only available unpainted. Cost about $400 from Pennant Hills Toyota.....

Um, mine cost me a case of beer to be painted.

[Azza]

(7inch instead of the 5 1/2 inch stock one) and cut a hole for it in the skirt

LOL - You dirty bugga

[MarkMish]

just got this email..........very funny

> Yo mama is so fat

> Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was

backing up

>

> Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

>

> Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

>

> Yo mama so fat were in her right now

>

> Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

>

> Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

>

> Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

>

> Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

>

> Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her

for then new world

>

> Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling

Free Willy

>

> Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has

to give directions!

>

> Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says

"okay!"

>

> Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

>

> Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

>

> Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

>

> Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

>

> Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

>

> Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

>

> Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

>

> Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

>

> Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE

HOUSE!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,

please"

>

> Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

>

> Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do

livestock.

>

> Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

>

> Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

>

> Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

>

> Yo mama so fat *** couldn't light Earth until she moved!

>

> Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

>

> Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,

Chicago...

>

> Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

>

> Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

>

> Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

>

> Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the

her good side!

>

> Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride

HER!

>

> Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george

washington's nose.

>

> Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

>

> Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

>

> Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

>

> Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

>

> Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

>

> Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

>

> Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

>

> Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

>

> Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

>

> Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

>

> Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like

she's wearin tights!

>

> Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

>

> Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

>

> Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!>

>

> Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

>

> Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

>

> Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

>

> Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

>

> Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

>

> Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

>

> Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

>

> Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

>

> Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee

jumping

>

> Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee

jumping, they hit the ground.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

>

> Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

>

> Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to

get up again.

>

> Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

>

> Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of

gas.

>

> Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

>

> Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

>

> Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

>

> Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

>

> Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

>

> Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

>

> Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

>

> Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

>

> Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came

back she had on flip flops.

>

> Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

>

> Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie

on the other side just to get her through

>

> Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have

to install speed bumps.

>

> Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

>

> Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

>

> Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try

to land on her back!

>

> Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

>

> Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her

back in the water

>

> Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

>

> Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

>

> Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite

pictures

>

> Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

>

> Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her

waist they spelled out boulevard.

>

> Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George

Washington's nose.

>

> Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

>

> Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

>

> Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up

and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

>

> Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode

the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

>

> Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

>

> Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

>

> Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

>

> Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her

through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

>

> Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that

rock?"

>

> Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the

green arrow!

>

> Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch

marks.

>

> Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because

we dressed her as a Chevrolet.>

>

[Dead]

(7inch instead of the 5 1/2 inch stock one) and cut a hole for it in the skirt

LOL - You dirty bugga

Baaahahahahahahahaha

[Saiya]

FAR OUT!!!

Ive never seen so many yo mamas fat jokes!

[MarkMish]

what are u all doing tonight?

[Danthuyer]

watching TV

[MarkMish]

watching TV

enjoy having control over the remote and whats on ur tv........when the baby can crawl that all goes out the window.......

when america got bombed on 9/11 i found out 3 days later cause my kids don't let me take their shows of the tv.......ehhee

[Dead]

I'm chilling at home until about 10, then I'm going off to pick up my friend Kylie from the train station here in Kingston. Haha, there's going to be a baby seat in my car wahhhahaha. Now that'll raise some eyebrows.

[MarkMish]

kingston.............ub40?

rob baby seats are cool........ehehee just put a cloth down on the leather before u put the seat........cause if the baby gets milk on the leather its hard to get off.

[Danthuyer]

hey didnt i win king of the hill??

YIPPIE!!!!!!

my first one EVA!!!!

Suk on that one AZZA!!!

[MR22ZZ]

what are u all doing tonight?

opening a bottle of red to enjoy while Freo beat the Swannies :P

[Dead]

Kingston? UB40? I don't listen to UB40 mish I don't understand lol.

That's like me asking you about Glass and The Machines of G.0d and how that story intertwines with the end years of The Smashing Pumpkins lol.

*Glass and The Machines of G.0d was an animated series made by The Smashing Pumpkins about a musician named Zero. He claims to have heard the voice of g.0d on the radio and pursues the idea of re-forming his old band. He changes his name to Glass (as he is a reflection of the man he one was) and cuts all his hair off to symbolise his ascension. The band became known as Glass and The Machines of G.0d and continued to play for love, not money, despite what anyone else said.*

Sorry to rabble on lmao, if there are any Pumpkins fans on here this 'unknown' series (and the accompaning album Machina: The Machines of G.0d) are worth a look into. Tis all about crooked business people, marketing scams and record companies that try to destory music ;)

Edited September 22, 2006 by bADbOYz

[MarkMish]

hey didnt i win king of the hill??

YIPPIE!!!!!!

my first one EVA!!!!

Suk on that one AZZA!!!

sorry craig ur page must be set to a different number of posts per page..........but king or queen is every 26th post. that's when our pages flip.

[Tats]

Hey who lives down near the Gong?

MSROLA and i are thinking of going for a drive down that way on sunday afternoon?

I do, here is the usual tourist itinerary....

- Nasho to Stanwell Tops, down into Stanwell Park

- Along the coast road over Sea Cliff Bridge, continue on Wollongong

- Wollongong City Beach (South Beach), lighthouse, ice cream van

- Down to Albion Park, up Macquarie Pass to Robertson Pie Shop

- Down Jamberoo Mt. Road, turn right, go through Jamberoo to Kiama

- Kiama Lighthouse, blowhole, do a skid on the grass (optional)

- Back up the freeway to Wollongong, more hanging out at the beach OR follow the freeway back to Sydney

If you're Softy McSoft Soft, cut out Mac. Pass and go straight to Kiama :)

[MR22ZZ]

Hey who lives down near the Gong?

MSROLA and i are thinking of going for a drive down that way on sunday afternoon?

I do, here is the usual tourist itinerary....

- Nasho to Stanwell Tops, down into Stanwell Park

- Along the coast road over Sea Cliff Bridge, (continue on Wollongong)

- [optional] head up Bulli Pass to the highway

- head down the highway towards Wollongong and exit at Picton Road Exit

- turn left down Mt Keira Road and follow that to the bottom the turn left to go to the lighthouse

- Wollongong City Beach (South Beach), lighthouse, ice cream van

- Down to Albion Park, up Macquarie Pass to Robertson Pie Shop

- Down Jamberoo Mt. Road, turn right, go through Jamberoo to Kiama

- Kiama Lighthouse, blowhole, do a skid on the grass (optional)

- Back up the freeway to Wollongong, more hanging out at the beach OR follow the freeway back to Sydney

If you're Softy McSoft Soft, cut out Mac. Pass and go straight to Kiama :)

added bits... cos the northern suburbs suck @ss for traffic

Edited September 22, 2006 by Blue_Stivo

[Tats]

Oooooh yes, do a Keira touge run..... again, not for the flacid ones.....

[MR22ZZ]

Oooooh yes, do a Keira touge run..... again, not for the flacid ones.....

or if you really want to crap your pants you do the Mt Keira - Mount Kembla double...

[MRROLA]

Bec will not wanna do any of them, she scrub's on the smallest little bump. she even scrubs out one side going around round about's.

So a nice calm run is what we are after....

Hey Bec, we are all alone.... Wanna hook up like we did the other night?

[Azza]

what are u all doing tonight?

Sleeping - have PFA at DFR at 0900

hey didnt i win king of the hill??

YIPPIE!!!!!!

my first one EVA!!!!

Suk on that one AZZA!!!

sorry craig ur page must be set to a different number of posts per page..........but king or queen is every 26th post. that's when our pages flip.

Sucked in sunshine.....you go away for a while, get the missus prego, and look, you come back outta touch.....

[MR and MSROLA]

Sure Sam- but we arent alone now, so will have 2 wait till later...!

I jst went shoppin, i only got thro half the shoppin centre & had to make myself leave cause i'd already spent toooo much money :D

Tonight, suppose to be going to the local pub, but now im home & comfy i wanna just stay in ....got the place to myself, so i can walk round naked all night ;)