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This post is all about random stuff people tell you over MSN (or any IM program)

Post away! we need some funnies!

big pete - the hammer is a tool of a pikey! says:

I think you need to shower

dyl says:

possibly true

big pete - the hammer is a tool of a pikey! says:

i smelt you drive down the road

dyl says:

lol

big pete - the hammer is a tool of a pikey! says:

wot do you think the ladies have to say about it

dyl says:

they lurve it

lol

big pete - the hammer is a tool of a pikey! says:

sweaty balls a turn on?

dyl says:

rofl

mm salty

big pete - the hammer is a tool of a pikey! says:

i'll make a note of that

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Just our regular banter:

Taylor #18

so whats the advantages of a monoblock anyway??? no bridging?

Tom Tom... says:

umm.. yeah pretty much - its raw power from one single channel

Taylor #18

just like me

And some more:

Tom Tom... says:

you cant do that, it would be rude to a person who is clealy mentally challenged

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MAP81:

Homo

- bADbOYz - :

Sup homo

MAP81:

Not much you raging homo, you?

- bADbOYz - :

Meh, not a whole lot either. How was today homosaurus?

MAP81:

Today was a homo

- bADbOYz - :

I know, I hate homo days. They are homoriffic

MAP81:

Have you spoken to homo yet homo?

- bADbOYz - :

Homo?

MAP81:

You know...'homo'

- bADbOYz - :

Ohhhh homo. Yeah homo, spoke to homo, said you were a homo and that it was a homo.

MAP81:

Ahhhh...yeah what a homo, homo

- bADbOYz - :

Totally homo, homo

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A normal convo with mates:

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: i was touching her stomach n stuff

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like carressing

(2:46 AM) Oliver: LOL

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: coin up slowly

(2:46 AM) Oliver: it wasnt sex

(2:46 AM) Oliver: it was love

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: while she rubbed her ***** all over my *****

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like hards n ****

(2:46 AM) zee: LOLLLLLL

(2:46 AM) zee: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like i reach top of bras

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: and like feels nothing

(2:46 AM) Oliver: ****

(2:46 AM) zee: fuuuuck

(2:46 AM) Oliver: IM BLOGGIN THIS ****

(2:46 AM) zee: that's gg

(2:46 AM) Oliver: ****

(2:46 AM) zee: bads

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: and shes like 'mike were really good friends'

(2:46 AM) Oliver: YEAH

(2:47 AM) zee: fark

(2:47 AM) Oliver: THIS IS PRO BLOG

(2:47 AM) Oliver: HOLD ON

(2:47 AM) Oliver: BLOGGIN IT UP

(2:47 AM) zee: LOL!

(2:47 AM) shmick ~ get so: full bads n ****

(2:47 AM) zee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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A normal convo with mates:

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: i was touching her stomach n stuff

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like carressing

(2:46 AM) Oliver: LOL

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: coin up slowly

(2:46 AM) Oliver: it wasnt sex

(2:46 AM) Oliver: it was love

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: while she rubbed her ***** all over my *****

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like hards n ****

(2:46 AM) zee: LOLLLLLL

(2:46 AM) zee: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: like i reach top of bras

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: and like feels nothing

(2:46 AM) Oliver: ****

(2:46 AM) zee: fuuuuck

(2:46 AM) Oliver: IM BLOGGIN THIS ****

(2:46 AM) zee: that's gg

(2:46 AM) Oliver: ****

(2:46 AM) zee: bads

(2:46 AM) shmick ~ get so: and shes like 'mike were really good friends'

(2:46 AM) Oliver: YEAH

(2:47 AM) zee: fark

(2:47 AM) Oliver: THIS IS PRO BLOG

(2:47 AM) Oliver: HOLD ON

(2:47 AM) Oliver: BLOGGIN IT UP

(2:47 AM) zee: LOL!

(2:47 AM) shmick ~ get so: full bads n ****

(2:47 AM) zee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WTF did that mean?????

HAHAHA

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MAP81:

Homo

- bADbOYz - :

Sup homo

MAP81:

Not much you raging homo, you?

- bADbOYz - :

Meh, not a whole lot either. How was today homosaurus?

MAP81:

Today was a homo

- bADbOYz - :

I know, I hate homo days. They are homoriffic

MAP81:

Have you spoken to homo yet homo?

- bADbOYz - :

Homo?

MAP81:

You know...'homo'

- bADbOYz - :

Ohhhh homo. Yeah homo, spoke to homo, said you were a homo and that it was a homo.

MAP81:

Ahhhh...yeah what a homo, homo

- bADbOYz - :

Totally homo, homo

I was trying to find that convo to post up but I must have been using Webmsn at the time cause it didnt save it :toast:

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These convo's are just so stupid.. me and my mate oliver again.. I can't help but bring this upon myself rofl. So he blog's almost every convo we have these days.

(2:47 PM) z-unit: man

(2:47 PM) z-unit: this weather makes u so lazy

(2:47 PM) Oliver: no ****

(2:47 PM) z-unit: i just ****** all over myself

(2:47 PM) Oliver: lol

(2:47 PM) z-unit: like im ******

(2:47 PM) Oliver: wtf

(2:47 PM) z-unit: and i look

(2:47 PM) z-unit: and its all over my shorts

(2:47 PM) z-unit: hahaha

(2:47 PM) Oliver: LOL

(2:47 PM) Oliver: **** BLOG THAT **** UP

(2:47 PM) z-unit: nah dont

(2:47 PM) Oliver: LOLLLLL

(2:47 PM) z-unit: HAHAHA

(2:47 PM) Oliver: its lol cos u said no dont

(2:48 PM) Oliver: and i already did

(2:48 PM) z-unit: yeah aiight but ppl think im sers

(2:48 PM) z-unit: (that makes em think im jk)

(2:48 PM) z-unit: LOLL

(2:48 PM) z-unit: last line

(2:48 PM) z-unit: LOLL

(2:48 PM) z-unit: i smell like *****

(2:48 PM) z-unit: LOLL

(2:48 PM) Oliver: LOLLLLLLLL

(2:48 PM) z-unit: see now it's not worth blogging

(2:48 PM) z-unit: i overdid it

(2:48 PM) Oliver: ok

(2:48 PM) Oliver: let me blog it

(2:48 PM) z-unit: sif rat

(2:49 PM) z-unit: like show all ur asian friends

(2:49 PM) z-unit: how dirty i am

(2:49 PM) Oliver: hahahaha

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