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Dead

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  1. Get your nipple pierced hombre, and then connect it to your dodger via a chain. Ninja masturbation ftw.
  2. I've been told to get an eyebrow ring... I've decided against it though. Some people look awful with piercings, I think you'd get away with having them though Sket.
  3. Reading that over and over again, it just sounds so incredibly wrong... gg steve lol
  4. Dead

    Binge Drinking

    I don't really drink either. I found it to be overrated. I've been a skirt / health freak for the last 2 years now *limp wrist*
  5. The preset on the Zero 1's is bascially the same softness as one of the lower settings on the Zero 2's apparently.
  6. I heard Bilal made him wear it for his own personal reasons
  7. Allllllllllllllllllllll rigghhhhhhhtyyyyy thennnnnn!
  8. I look at it this way, both are better than a Clio. So it's a win / win situation. /close thread lul
  9. Was that the thriller with Jim Carey in it? I sat there the entire time waiting for to say, "Time to die? Allllrighty thennnn!" no, its the movie about card counting and blackjack I heard that it was Epic Flail, but don't quote me on that. Everyone has different tastes.
  10. Perhaps that's because noone (bar Rob and the few token nice guys) cares about your tattooed horse, or what chav car you bent over in the autosalon? Oh dude... There is no flame suit know to man that can possibly save you now. Except maybe one forged from Mordor.
  11. Not really. There's already a thread dedicated to tattoo's on here (word out to Moppzor for starting that). Looks like it's the tokin 'double edged' sword situation. This site wouldn't be half as fun if some topics didn't go off the rails though. Having chat software on the board may improve that though.
  12. All that whoring and no love my way. Pfst! I'm dissapointed. If I was a chick though I'd so bone you. Asian Persuasion ftmfw. (Btw dude, in regards to Asian Persuasion, yes I've been there, and YES it was epicly proportioned in so many ways. Gigi...iddy).
  13. I'm sorry :( I've turned into a massive whore of late. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm so gigiddy.
  14. Was that the thriller with Jim Carey in it? I sat there the entire time waiting for to say, "Time to die? Allllrighty thennnn!"
  15. I miss "Munchero's" :( They were so cool, with the packaging, and the uber flavour. Then there was the ad, "Munch on munchero'ssssss *do do do do...do do* munnnchhhh on muncheerrrooooooooo's!"
  16. Pfft. Have no desire for a girlfriend. Unless she's a perfect jigsaw fit to the Rob, which is next to impossible. My ex gf did gymnastics and was flexible as well (gigiddy). My doctor diagnosed her though with what I like to call 'gumbyitis', as she had next to no protein intake when she was growing up, thanks to her hippy father. She had no muscular stability as a result, which led to back problems (Jimmy, Mick, no...ok? It wasn't me that caused the problems. I know you'll say something, you cheeky b@stards). Jeanne, toey means 'horny'. Gigiddy, alright, etc etc and so on.
  17. Guys, that's actually not my arm, but it IS my "arm" yes.
  18. Dead

    Binge Drinking

    The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID, My folks are away, and they've left only me, The whole suburb knows - no need to call up, My place tonight - teenage **** up! Most of the girls will chuck before eight, Two Bundy and Cokes is all it will take, There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim, Though who's screwing who? Some bloke will get angry, his girlfriend's been nicked, And take a swing at the guy, who looked at his chick, The girl will start screaming, "You you two break it up!" It's on at my place - teenage **** up! The party will break up when I call the cops, Or my parents come home and everyone stops, There'll be CD's destroyed - mainly my dad's, There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ad's. Years later we'll look back and think of the time, When we thought having fun meant getting all blind, And when we're away our teenage children play up, My place tonight for a teenage **** up. Drink beer quickly to be a real hero, It don't taste nice - that's why they make Sub Zero. It don't have to go to a psychologist - My reason for drinkin' is I wanna get pi55ed!
  19. What better reason to get it then.
  20. Meh, get it. I'm stuck with my tattoo, but I like it now. It grew on me: Mopp made a thread about tattoo's already btw.
  21. This guy kept staring at me in Phillip when he crossed the road in front of me today o.O I was at a training course, parking the car again going across Townsend St. I was scared
  22. Dead

    Binge Drinking

    That's true Dyl. It's also interesting to see the results of some people who mix alcohol. I know that I drank whiskey, beer, white rum and bundy rum on NYE 2001, and I was completely munted. I remembered nothing at all other than being paraletic on the back lawn with fireworks going off over my head. I was kicking myself in the morning, because I missed an opportunity due to my drunkeness.
  23. It was my belief that the SP23 had little to no road noise? Oops lol.
  24. Where's my reply? I've got other **** to do than be on here all the time lol. Nelson's just getting toey again. Mick, ask Jimmy about it. It's lulz.
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