The beer's all been bought with my brother's ID, My folks are away, and they've left only me, The whole suburb knows - no need to call up, My place tonight - teenage **** up! Most of the girls will chuck before eight, Two Bundy and Cokes is all it will take, There's sex in the backyard, someone will claim, Though who's screwing who? Some bloke will get angry, his girlfriend's been nicked, And take a swing at the guy, who looked at his chick, The girl will start screaming, "You you two break it up!" It's on at my place - teenage **** up! The party will break up when I call the cops, Or my parents come home and everyone stops, There'll be CD's destroyed - mainly my dad's, There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ad's. Years later we'll look back and think of the time, When we thought having fun meant getting all blind, And when we're away our teenage children play up, My place tonight for a teenage **** up. Drink beer quickly to be a real hero, It don't taste nice - that's why they make Sub Zero. It don't have to go to a psychologist - My reason for drinkin' is I wanna get pi55ed!