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I got this one at work and couldnt resist sharing with you all.

I warn you though try this at own risk as results may vary ;) ;) ;) :lol::lol::lol: but chances are the outcome for this case will also occur for you

Women!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, letâ?Ts go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

And a pparently I'm not getting any tonight either...

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MR22ZZ Grand Master

MR22ZZ

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how do u say sexist?

I'm sorry this hits just too close to the mark to be classified as sexist... stating the truth, no matter how painful it is to hear is NEVER sexist!!!

XOOM: that's a classic :D :lol::lol:

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xoom Grand Master

xoom

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I know i know rollagrl but as much as i do agree with equality amongst the sexes the fact of the matter is i would have to say every1 who has been in a relationship can relate to the little story above and how true it is........

Donza Proficient

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Old one, but still a good one nonetheless. :)

I seriously dare someone to do it and find out what the consequences are in the real world. :)

Danthuyer Grand Master

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how do u say sexist?

Oh struk a nerve ha....when ever its a guy taking the p!55 out of a lady its rude or sexist...but when the shoe is on the other foot...is all okay!!! TYPICAL!!

Bill and Dylan are right ' the truth HURTS'

Bloody fantastic though Bill....ive also received this via email from someone else today ;)

MR22ZZ Grand Master

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ok than hows this 4 truth, 98% of men are liers????

hmmmmmm

maybe only the 98% of men you've met... please don't include me in the b@st@rd demographic, I'm one of the 1 in 50...

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ok than hows this 4 truth, 98% of men are liers????

hmmmmmm

maybe only the 98% of men you've met... please don't include me in the b@st@rd demographic, I'm one of the 1 in 50...

dont worry blue ur safe...............

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