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Why MEN are from MARS and WOMEN are from VENUS ??!!??


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Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.

Margaret Fuller (1810 - 1850), Woman in the Nineteenth Century, 1845

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's

our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they

mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with

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Women Are Like

...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap

Useful but clingy.

...horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

.......... males represent.

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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

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... are you girls just sitting in here waiting to pounce on any unsuspecting guy who walks in here? im not afraid of you...

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5 Members: blue_rolla, Sportivo05, OH84BY, Levinchiq, MsportivO

... are you girls just sitting in here waiting to pounce on any unsuspecting guy who walks in here? im not afraid of you...

We are sitting here with a leather strap in our hands... are you ready?

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But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.

Anna Quindlen (1953 - )

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