Does your car SHINE !!! just washed n waxed ???

[Dead]

That's right Al. What inspired you to say that?

Uh oh...Nelson is about to come out.

[CORZZA]

Rob its a thing thats been going on in SA for a while!

Here read this!

first the Hoff, now Chuck....

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

# Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights

# Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

# Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

# "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

# People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

# Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

# When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

# Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.

# Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

# Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

# Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.

# Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

# People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris

# Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.

# Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

# Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

# Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

# In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.

# Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.

# Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris

# Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

# Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

# Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.

# The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away

# Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.

# There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

# Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

# There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

# Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

# Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

# On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

# The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris

# When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame

# Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

# When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one

# You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris

# No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

# Chuck Norris is '' The best a man can get ''

# On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

# Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

# Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

# Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

# Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

# Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!

# Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.

# Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

# Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

# The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.

# The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.

# The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.

# When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

# In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.

# When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

# The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

# Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

# Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

# When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.

# Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

# Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

# Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg.

# Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.

# Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

# If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

# Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

# Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

# The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

# Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

# Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

# Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

# Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

# Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb

[Chompies]

Chompies!!! I know you can see me stop ignoring me!!! lol

Put the SP23 up man!!!

haha, ok.. I just don't want to make you guys jealous :P

[CORZZA]

Nice and shiny!!!

[Dead]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks Chomps. Melbournes Champion Car detailer.

MELBOURNE PEOPLE, you want a nice detail? See this man. IT IS WORTH EVERY DOLLAR.

Oh and Pete...lmfao dude that's funny...they're alllll funny haha

Edited June 6, 2006 by bADbOYz

[CORZZA]

hahaha! so u under stand why i say Rob = Chuck norris! :)

[Dead]

Yeah man lol

You understand why I say Al Pacino?

[sportiyo]

nice, what wax do u guys use for the black rollas???

[CORZZA]

Yeah man lol

You understand why I say Al Pacino?

no hehe?

[Dead]

nice, what wax do u guys use for the black rollas???

black rolla's? that's hdaches and ash's I think

I dunno what they use man because they aren't on here as much as us.

I know that black will appear shinier as it reflects light better, (black as a colour does not absorb light but reflects it). The Cascade Blue colours shine up nice too.

I know that Pete (Lucifer Levin), myself (Lucifer Sportivo) and micky_tee (Cascade blue Sportivo) use Meguires NXT wax. Mick and I wash and use Meguires Clay to prep the surface before we wax though. Leaves the paint glassy and rid of contaminents that bond to the paint. The idea is to remove those condiments lest they scratch into the paint faintly when you wax it. I dunno if Pete is using clay...to be honest it does look it in many pics. Comment Pete?

Oh Pete I just thought you looked a little like Al in come pics that's all lol.

Oooooooo Silva (detailer) is commenting. He'll probably say Carnubra Wax or something that we can't afford lol :P

Oh damn I scared him away lol

Ok ok this is like the 100th edit on this post, but I had to acknowledge The Lord of Shine: Chompies for his advice re: detailing. Thanks mate.

Edited June 6, 2006 by bADbOYz

[eggbert_99]

move the chuck norris to another thread please shiny car please...

infact chuck deserves his own thread

[MarkMish]

WHO WANTS TO GO FOR A MINI MEET HERE IN SYDNEY TO GO AND SEE THE NEW FAST AND THE FURUOUS 3?

IT COMES OUT JUNE 15, I SAY WE ALL MEET UP ON THAT WEEKEND?

ANYONE WANNA COME.............I SAY CASTLE HILL TOWERS CINEMA.........OUR CARS WILL BE SAFE THERE!!

WHAT TIME PPL AND WHAT DATE NEXT WEEKEND CAN U ALL GO?..

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

TRYING TO GET A SUGGESTION ACCROSS THE THE REGULARS!!

[Dead]

WHO WANTS TO GO FOR A MINI MEET HERE IN SYDNEY TO GO AND SEE THE NEW FAST AND THE FURUOUS 3?

IT COMES OUT JUNE 15, I SAY WE ALL MEET UP ON THAT WEEKEND?

ANYONE WANNA COME.............I SAY CASTLE HILL TOWERS CINEMA.........OUR CARS WILL BE SAFE THERE!!

WHAT TIME PPL AND WHAT DATE NEXT WEEKEND CAN U ALL GO?..

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

TRYING TO GET A SUGGESTION ACCROSS THE THE REGULARS!!

Please post this in the Fast and Furious 3 thread. Keep posts on track.

[neK]

You guys must hate the rain this week.... all that hard work... the pain.

:P

Edited June 6, 2006 by neK

[Dead]

You guys must hate the rain this week.... all that hard work.

:P

? Haven't had any down in Canberra luckily man lol

[CORZZA]

nice, what wax do u guys use for the black rollas???

black rolla's? that's hdaches and ash's I think

I dunno what they use man because they aren't on here as much as us.

I know that black will appear shinier as it reflects light better, (black as a colour does not absorb light but reflects it). The Cascade Blue colours shine up nice too.

I know that Pete (Lucifer Levin), myself (Lucifer Sportivo) and micky_tee (Cascade blue Sportivo) use Meguires NXT wax. Mick and I wash and use Meguires Clay to prep the surface before we wax though. Leaves the paint glassy and rid of contaminents that bond to the paint. The idea is to remove those condiments lest they scratch into the paint faintly when you wax it. I dunno if Pete is using clay...to be honest it does look it in many pics. Comment Pete?

Oh Pete I just thought you looked a little like Al in come pics that's all lol.

Oooooooo Silva (detailer) is commenting. He'll probably say Carnubra Wax or something that we can't afford lol :P

Oh damn I scared him away lol

Ok ok this is like the 100th edit on this post, but I had to acknowledge The Lord of Shine: Chompies for his advice re: detailing. Thanks mate.

HAHA! Rob nah dont use the clay. Just maguires gold class with ther maguires applicator.

Rob yeah iv been told that before oh and tom cruise :P No im being serious!

[blue_rolla]

HAHA those chuck norris facts are the best!!! www.chucknorrisfacts.com has a few more :P

... anyway to be on topic:

following rob's recommendations, after washing my car at thr dural car wash, i went and bought meguiars quick detailer and clay bar and clayed my whole car, and then got some meguires NXT wax and waxed her up...

its a cascade blue ascent...when the rain cleans ill do the process again and show you some piccies :D

[Dead]

nice, what wax do u guys use for the black rollas???

black rolla's? that's hdaches and ash's I think

I dunno what they use man because they aren't on here as much as us.

I know that black will appear shinier as it reflects light better, (black as a colour does not absorb light but reflects it). The Cascade Blue colours shine up nice too.

I know that Pete (Lucifer Levin), myself (Lucifer Sportivo) and micky_tee (Cascade blue Sportivo) use Meguires NXT wax. Mick and I wash and use Meguires Clay to prep the surface before we wax though. Leaves the paint glassy and rid of contaminents that bond to the paint. The idea is to remove those condiments lest they scratch into the paint faintly when you wax it. I dunno if Pete is using clay...to be honest it does look it in many pics. Comment Pete?

Oh Pete I just thought you looked a little like Al in come pics that's all lol.

Oooooooo Silva (detailer) is commenting. He'll probably say Carnubra Wax or something that we can't afford lol :P

Oh damn I scared him away lol

Ok ok this is like the 100th edit on this post, but I had to acknowledge The Lord of Shine: Chompies for his advice re: detailing. Thanks mate.

HAHA! Rob nah dont use the clay. Just maguires gold class with ther maguires applicator.

Rob yeah iv been told that before oh and tom cruise :P No im being serious!

Ah ok. I pretty much use the same as you man bar the fact it's NXT and the Clay. Buy the Clay and use it man, it glosses up a fair bit better that way.

Tom Cruise? HAVE YOU MET A WOMAN YET lol

[CORZZA]

When do you use the clay bar?

[Dead]

Step 1) Wash

Step 2) Clay

Step 3) De-Swirl (if you need to with a swirl eliminating solution)

Step 4) Wax

That's pretty much it man.

[CORZZA]

ok shweet! I wash, dry, wax, polish

[Dead]

That NXT stuff is a wax and polish in one. I'm glad I got onto that stuff. Takes that extra step out.

$40 for the Meguires Clay Detailing Kit too man. Up to you.

Your car makes me want to get a facelift conversion...popped guards at the front...:D

[CORZZA]

That NXT stuff is a wax and polish in one. I'm glad I got onto that stuff. Takes that extra step out.

$40 for the Meguires Clay Detailing Kit too man. Up to you.

Your car makes me want to get a facelift conversion...popped guards at the front...:D

HAHA! got get a half cut! :)

ok il go have a look see at the detailing kit. what im using works pretty well

[Dead]

It's just a little step man. If your surface is already clean etc you don't need to use it. However I thought the same lol. I was amazed at the dirt I got off.

Yeah man I might be getting a facelift front end of micky later on in life if he gets one in. That C-one lip is awesome. Even better than the full c-one bar man!

[CORZZA]

haha!

yeah thanks man! i wasnt keen on the whole bumper! Although the face lift C - one bukmper is hot the lip is hotter!