Andrew357

665.95 - The retail price of the beast.

I got a Grow Your Own Loofah kit from a friend the other day. It contained a clay pot, soil, seeds and a few other things required to nurture your plant. He didn't realise it was such a bad gift. I think the clay pot hit him the hardest.

The question 'Have you stopped beating your wife?' will condemn you, regardless of which answer you give.

FFS Knock sensor son of a diddly, G5CFH, cnut.

Every song I sung; blame it on love.

You can eat muesli with water and it tastes the same except it is less milky and tastes yuk.

Fkn G5CFH Syndrome strikes again.

*goes outside* STOP! We have homemade meatballs!!!

Jesus. Gave the car such a flogging the CAI hose came off.

Farewelled a Gen4 Camry from the family and said hello to a 2012 Yaris YR today.

'Tis the wisdom of the rural Buddha. The Dalai Farmer

Has been reseated.

The drivers in New Zealand as they see the sun setting, are reassured to know that it's not there.

Drivers in New Zealand will be reassured to know that when they see the sun in that it is not there.

Jenna Jameson was found dead in an X-ray machine today. ( •_•) Well it would seem... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ her job really was X-rated (⌐■_■) Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Words that rhyme with fun... lets see. Fungus, Funzo, Atilla the Fun

Avalon drive and you'll never come back.

TRD rear brakes aren't a direct bolt on after all. How quaint. And expensive.

Lord almighty. TRD rear brakes were $495ea including GST. Damn buyer's remorse.

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

Car re-tinted. Kinda wish I went 30VLT even though it's not Vegan Kosher.

Totally forgot about projector lenses I've ordered should be here soon. Yay!

こつにちは、おげんきですか。 大丈夫ですか 大丈夫 余りに知ること素晴らしい私はうまく感謝するある

Tinted tailights = inability to reverse at night.

Is eyeing off some coilovers as if they were a pair of hot birds.