"Alright PimpMasterZero, you gonna help me out with that? Unfortunately I'm not exactly blessed with the silver tongue.... I tend to say goofy things and drop the "F" a lot..... makes it hard to impress people." - Tats I've been thinking about this, and I'd recommend the following. Listen to a lot of sentimental Smashing Pumpkins music (not the heavy stuff) ie: songs like 'stand inside your love', '33', 'beautiful', 'lily, my one and only' yadda yadda. That should cleanse of saying the 'f' word a lot. A few tips, eg: a first date Where you would have said, "Isn't this a fantastic farkin movie? Fark I love it so far...farkin brilliant"...now you will say... "I really think Francis Ford Coppolla captured the ejected eleation, and emotional downfall of Martin Sheen's character in this movie...he's brillant how he uses movement and sound to capture the the cascading tribulations of a nation at war." Another thing, if you get action, MAKE sure you hold it together man! EG: Saying, "Lovely movie...lovely.........lets fark" is a big no no however, saying something like, "We don't have to do anything if you don't want to. I don't want to force anything on you." will win you points big time..................unless the girl is a slag (like my ex). Big points goes to being respectful...make out...but don't venture too much otherwise she'll think that you're just a sex hungry maniac like most other guys out there (and you'll be the slag). At the end of the night TALK, and have coffee or something at either yours or hers. If something more happens, it happens, but don't force it (once again, unless the girl is a slag........like my ex). Well that's about it...try that Tats...should work for you. lol.