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"The keyboard in his hand flailed erratically as he struggled with the complexities of his ability selection. Room gilm, screen bright. A violent eruption of death metal music proceeded to cascade like a blood waterfall into his pubescent mind. Tap, tap, click click, tap, tap. The door is open. He can hear faint crys, not too dissimilar to that of an animal craving understanding and support of its young. It gets closer. Click click, tap tap, click click. He shrugs it from his mind. Suddendly, the comfort of his monitor and qwerty keybord begin to fade from him, as he is dragged from the room like a lamb prior to slaughter."

- The Parable of the WoW Player

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Tats Grand Master

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beer pong ftwe1!!!!

yeeaah biatches i been entertaing a fine youngh hgroup of indoividuals, sexy time hi 5!!!!!!!11

o doyyle rules@!!

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LOL drunk already

its only 11 but ? must be sh!t drinker LOL

tip: if ur a weak drinker, drink powerade before hand

havent really tried this out yet LOL but heard it works

**** drinker? Hahaha no, I'm not asian ;)

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Hmm...

...from memory, Tripper, you have posted "O RLY?" 4 times today...

Not even Nelson repeats himself that many times.

....and your point?

Nelson is an enigma of sorts. He's not 'technically' a person. Neither is Tony really.

You'll probably hear the story one day, and understand the astonishment in Leroy's post.

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