Three word story part 2

[xoom]

it shrivled up

[SILVABULLIT]

like danthuyer's did.

[LTS60]

THE END

Its over guys :P

[MR22ZZ]

Azza if you'd like to do the honours again... :D

I'll start the next one in a couple of weeks.

Thanks to you all for your input...

[Azza]

Working on it now bro.... :P

[Azza]

Well, here it is.... I won't make any comments, just read it yourselves then changes your undies, cause I swear you wet yourself.... :P :P :P

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A long time ago in a Toyota dealership far far away a sole snowflake rolled alone, and sat motionless, longing to run outside the known boundaries of sanity. Subsequently people passed by and yelled out "GODZILLA!" ... But it wasn't a Skyline.

So they thought what a cute piece of machinery! Too bad its rusted and busted and sh!tty wheels... with fat tyres and all. But in walked a tall blonde tranny whose name was Trey.

So Danthuyer creamed his pants when Trey flashed his man boobs, which were very Pamela Anderson-ly like. They had hair that was like so unbelievably thick and dyed purple, definitely not pink, Danthuyer's favourite colour for most things he puts on him self and ... all over his head, but not his arms, which were preoccupied with sexual toys that were downright dirty and smelly like a fish market and next to a waste dump i saw Danthuyer taking a dump as Trey was playing with his hairy yellow boobs and man was that freaky. Then trey and Danthuyer felt the love shared only between men who dress in dresses and wear frilly knickers and suspender belts.

Suddenly there was a noise coming, it was Stoopidhead... Running with his Pimped out Sportivo rapper wannabe mates driving rusty Datsun's with big @rse bling bling wheels that didn't match because they were bright pink and purple with holes and spinner caps stolen from a 1966 Ford Falcon owned by Silvabullit now he's p!ssed!!! And wants to steal his milk bottle and juice home made of Greek virgin goat with which he has shoved up Trey's skinny little fishnet panty hose and straight up and over the Indianapolis motor speedway where they got fitted with Michelins and very big Headlights that were using HID's like totally bright ones!!!

However, the Police did not like Danthuyer's homophobic attitude so gave him a good spanking and strapped him to the paddy wagon together with Bubba the shrimp farmer who offered to set Danthuyer free for a small but tasty pash So Danthuyer jumped on top of TRD short shifter and started bouncing he giggled like a young lassie going through puberty and tight as a catholic schoolboy or so said the Romanian priest with hand tapping, licking Azza's lips over the C-One roof mounted air cooling panel with fairy dust sprinkled pink TRD badges fixed to the Jim Berry clutch which was so damn bloody expensive that it cost more than the blue starter button which everyone thinks is total rice and insanely ridiculous considering it's edible when accompanied with lots of green sparkly ghey bits and wasabi.

Bringing Craig to tears was the thought but flames were coming out from both his nipples however his bellybutton also called 'navel' had ejaculated too much puss and began to fester like his snot and ugly like a Renault Clio with white leather and TRD stickers on the eyelids but the fire kept on coming like a male dog seeing a female dog on heat waiting for some sausage action on top of the BBQ at Craig’s while he changed his dress that wheels and Tyres printed all over his hairy back in print letters were the words au.toyotaownersclub.com in great big pink font.

The reason for that add is completely shameless, just a total waste and absolutely uncalled for, except that everyone needs to pay more attention to the clutch and their crotch-less panties that have more holes than holey cheese or c-one cooling panel. Now Danthuyer saw these panties and thought about fluffy white pillows in the back of his beautiful car that is white and pure but a dark blue Sportivo showed up called Dylan...

Lights ablaze, engine purring so softly with a deep penetration like note that rattled windows and set off women’s chastity belts. Given this opening he went in and then out

at 8200 revs the lubes working like well oiled electric fry pans with sizzling Bacon and runny eggs that looked like something from star trek wearing BigBum's undies against BigBum's wishes but BigBum didn't mind showing his sexy yellow bum bum which was hairy But Mrs. BigBum did start waxing away show her hairy husband why he was so bald and more importantly a little inadequate but of course Mrs BigBum didn’t mind, size doesn't equal best performance. So Mrs BigBum slipped into her husband's lacy negligee and did a streakers run at the wallabies game giving the Italian team full of garlic smelling blokes and glimpse at those really massive titties, arousing every man and woman watching the rugby.

Well, some were, picking their noses and scratching their backsides, but Azza was pulling his wife’s long hair like a mad man, which he actually really is according to Warnie's last text but Warnie’s a top bowler, but has a problem maintaining an erection so he goes and buys viagra off eBay for a signed bat that was never been rammed in so it simply slipped right through Azza's butt cheeks and horny Azza humped the bat but sanity prevailed and he decided to put it back on sale in the paper under the cheap section where people like him shop, he also decided to for no reason, drive around until he received a big spanking from the policewoman as she went to defect him for his ugly wheels on his right hand side of the car and fluffy dice which she fondled extremely arousingly, leading to an erection which she fondled with non-stop until he blew fluids all over the steering wheel so he got fined more than he could really afford. But Craig loaned him the money for some mods to improve his Red Rocket's redness. But unfortunately Azza could only afford a knob chroming gear stick that is, but he still wanted more. Azza craved a great deal for new fluffy dice, which was pink with black dots and smelled like his Mum's toilet refresher that is lavender with peach, mmmmm, pea-ches, aaaaarrrrggghhh.

But then Azza was getting hungry so he bought Chinese instant noodles, which were very bad tasting like plastic and wax From Dylan's ears very very icky like women’s punani with extra pubes scented like roses that were rotten. Till the next time Azza pulled his torch out and beat Silvabullit in his dreams that weren't wet but somewhat moist like Azza’s boobies and BigBum's bum. So Mrs BigBum punched blue_stivos bum for being rude and in da nude she's a prude and cold as Antarctica in winter. Seeing as this happened quite often almost every day around this time of the year being winter and very cold, it was no wonder Azza kept his pecker packed up.

Just in case it shrivelled up like Danthuyer’s did.

THE END

[Azza]

And thank you to the following contributers....

Blue_Stivo

1ZZ-FE

darkeh

Danthuyer

svalerko

blue_rolla

BigBum

Ic3Man

Buddha

lucio_libre

xoom

Azza

Chompies

Saintz01

SILVABULLIT

Northy

shaohaok

!*heatseca*!

Wilco

MAP81

o4rolla

*Ravenous*

[Azza]

OK Dylan, now for the next one... :P

[BigBum]

whahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[lucio_libre]

WOW :o :D , we need more fullstops and commas on the next one.

[xoom]

man this is so funny i almost fell out of my chair.... How the story just takes new twists n turns .....

[Azza]

WOW  :o  :D , we need more fullstops and commas on the next one.

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I tried to punctuate a bit of it when compiling it however, I felt that in some parts, the humour came from the formatting... :P

man this is so funny i almost fell out of my chair.... How the story just takes new twists n turns .....

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Twists, turns, absolute tripe that we come up with....yeah - I can see that too :P